Here’s a somewhat rough translation of the subtitles during the fight scene at the end of Anime Games! I also included points of action so you know when to distinguish scenes. Please enjoy.

Scott: Oh god!! Lines!!

Anna May: You’ve done it now, you’ve really done it.

(Kanji characters next to Scott say “Virgin”)

Anna May: Did you really think you could enter this into a translation website?

Scott: These are Chinese characters

Anna May: Since I’m typing this, I probably should’ve just copied each line.

Anna May: But who actually reads it?

Scott: Tell me, who?

Anna May: Not everything is in Japanese, is it?

Anna May: You can just exchange words seriously and then nobody will notice.

Scott: (in Spanish) See?

Anna May: Maybe some of you can read it, but still.

Anna May: These are yours to use.

Anna May: Oh, the Anime is happening

(Chases Scott)

Scott: Scott spits out a lot of damage control here

Anna May: Here’s a big response

Scott: Big response to Big response

(Turns into mech)

Scott: Scott’s boning (?)

Scott: Scott likes bones with bones (???)

Scott: Uh, yeah.

Scott: Scott’s being apologetic for about 10 seconds here

(Mech battle happens)

Anna May: Like I said, nobody would translate this.

(Beats up Scott)

Anna May: Scott spits out a lot of damage control here

Scott: I just reused another translation but who’s gonna notice?? Pffffft.

Scott: Oh, it’s over.

Scott: This was exploding in google translate.

Scott: We need to do this again sometime!

(Grabs Might No. 9)

Scott: This game blows!!