The nintendo ds era, when uncles were reborn - Personal Trainer: Cooking

You can’t fit chicken in that! - Personal Trainer: Cooking

Yeah i can’t wait to get black out cancer - Mario Party

Hello police, yeah i’m in space - Borderline Forever

Name it after a shape, name it after a f*cking shape - Gamecube

How’s cheese pissing you off today? Pretty good, i’m seething - Borderline Forever

Oh hi, you caught me in a goose! - Shovelware part two

I ran out of paper, i’ll just use boogie for my shopping list - Shovelware part two

I had to think about everything after playing this - Shovelware part two

You ever need a cigarette after reading a paragraph? - Shovelware part three

New attitude! new enemies! - Sonic the Hedgehog 3

I’ll take the single tear

F*cking bazaar, my new store - Demakes

Stand in front of your game collection to announce your resignation from society! - Borderline Forever

What do you need hobbies for, you’re a vegan, not a man - Borderline Forever

Ugh, not this plan again, i’m not gonna f*ck a shower - Borderline Forever

Flavour of the month, spray this monkey’s ass with bug spray - Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

You’ve gotta give it to nintendo, all the donkey kong jr fans are off the street now - Borderline Forever

Did anybody look at this and go “oh i think he’d make great game boards” - Mario Party

They make for great target practice - Borderline Forever