After being a Catholic for a while, I came to the realization that it's all BS.

There is something called the "7 deadly sins", namely: pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth.

I personally think these are not sins, but virtues. We should indulge in them. The only thing which makes them bad is if we exaggerate to the point of being unhealthy to us and others.

I planned to regularly indulge in these "sins". But I fail to find a proper way to celebrate those "sins".

Lust is easy, just have a long and intense porn or sex session once a week with lots of toys and stuff. Gluttony the same, but with food.

But what about pride, greed, wrath, envy and sloth? How can I exercise them?

Any creative ideas?