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35 (m4f) #esconsido - sliced pears & cottage cheese for fun
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Illustrious_Guava89 is a male age 35 looking for a female in Escondido, CA
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i need to get laid

I found myself eating out of the cottage cheese container after realizing all I've had today was a Sandwich.

i go for the first spoonful

And I suddenly recall that I have a can of sliced pears in the fridge.

The meal is not the problem. .....

The level of excitement I had when I realized that.                              I had a.   can of sliced pears in the fridge 

to pair with my tub of cottage cheese

what is the concerrn and so .....

I need to get laid

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2 months ago