I did post this about a week ago but ultimately took it down quickly because I didn’t like how I conveyed myself. If I didn’t respond to you, sorry! If my writing style seems similar, I did have a previous account that I lost access to. I had a great convo with a guy that had something about “rock climbing” in his username but I haven’t been able to find him again. I remember him talking about his weekly game night with his siblings so if that’s you, please message me again!

I guess I’ll start off introducing myself. I am a 29 year old woman living in the San Diego area. Looks wise, I am shorter with a kind of average body type. Not fat or overweight but also not super skinny. I enjoy history, breweries, trying new foods, cooking, museums, trivia nights, and lately I’ve been trying to do more touristy things in the area. I recently went roller blading in Mission Bay lol. I work a somewhat unique job schedule (like nurses or law enforcement, neither of which I do lol) so sometimes I work the entire weekend or have multiple weekdays off. Other than that I’m a pretty laid back person.

I’m looking for: A man around my age (26-34) that is not a crazy person. You should take care of yourself mentally and physically. Be hygienic and have some sort of career and/or career aspirations. You should have some sort of interests or hobbies. You should be drug and disease free. I’m also not looking to constantly drive to you; so I want someone in San Diego so we can equally waste money on gas lol. Huge bonus if you’re also in the military so we can bond over how ridiculous our lives can be lol.

Basically I’m just looking for an actual friend with benefits. I’m not looking to meet up immediately or for this to be a one night kind of thing. Ideally we will chat for a few weeks, verify we are both sane humans and then meet up after the New Year. I’ve been fortunate to meet a couple good people through Reddit over the past few years so I thought I’d come back. I did actually meet up with someone recently but it’s kind of not working out due to poor communication. If you’re not going to communicate honestly with me, do not message me. If you’re going to ghost or do a slow fade, do not message me. I am also not looking for an online relationship or sexting. And please don’t send me a photo of your wiener. If you read this entirely way too long post, please tell me about yourself and include the word “llama” somewhere in your message. Otherwise I’ll ignore it.