Okay, it totally is. But if you're reading this you've already fallen into my trap and now have to stay till the end of my pitch. Like one of those guys who ring your doorbell only to sell you internet and cable in one AMAZING bundle.

Ahem.

I like threesomes. I like three people (usually 2 guys/1 gal) all playing together and having fun. I'm heteroflexible, which to me means that I'm comfortable interacting/playing with him if you two like that dynamic. But I'm mainly attracted to the ladies, and equally enjoy just playing with her, with us two guys focusing on her pleasure entirely.

I'm 6 foot 1. Pretty muscular build. 100% disease free, with test results easily accessible if we meet. Pretty physically strong, which makes for some additionally fun positions to do. Optionally dominant, and love to let that side out with the right submissive partner. And very ahem healthily endowed.

My range of interests and positions I enjoy is pretty broad, and would just sound like the lame outline to a porn plot on here, so I'll go over the specifics of what I like when we're chatting. Worst-case scenario I'll just embarrass myself in a private setting LOL.

What I am looking for from potential snoo-snoo buddies is:

1. chill personalities

2. open minds

3. close to my age within 7 years in either direction, though I will make exceptions if I think we might be a good fit

4. disease free goes without saying; drug free (420 excepted) preferred, but you do you and I won't judge. However, if we meet and you're so high in orbit you can't tell left from green, I'll politely excuse myself

5. some healthy body type. I'm not necessarily looking for fitness models, athletes, or people that work out 8 days a week. Just healthy people who live with some degree of moderation

6. kink friendly a plus, as I have a few I like to include in threesome play

7. willing to communicate, articulate what you're looking for, describe yourselves as people, and not make it feel like getting information out of you is like pulling teeth. That not only wastes both of our time, but makes me lose interest fairly quickly

Please send some basic information about you two, along with a SFW picture. I'll send one of myself back. And we can go from there