Hey kids,

Stop being stupid and horny at the same time, you've gotta pick one or the other. No matter what strangers say to you, no matter what sob story about their kid and an abusive partner that they're miserable with, no matter how hot they look, they're not actually going to fuck you if you buy them that Steam gift card.

We've said it dozens of times, no good comes from sellers on this platform, please do not encourage them by engaging and/or thinking with your pp. There are plenty of sites for finding legitimate escorts. (Don't ask us, just fucking Google it.) (In a private browser.) If we're saying it again it's because there's been enough of you modmailing us saying you fell for a scam.

We can only do so much. Please. Pleaseee. PLEASEEEE use your brains.

"Never support two weaknesses at the same time. It's your combination sinners - your lecherous liars and your miserly drunkards - who dishonor the vices and bring them into bad repute." (AKA don't be dumb and horny at the same time) - Thornton Wilder

Comments will be unlocked for these posts, feel free to stop by and chat. Unless you're asking us to put in place a verification system, that's not going to happen when we work for free and abusive modmails. We actually get laid less by doing this for you guys.

Also, if you see a user mistagging their post flair with some variation of the title "IMAAAA WOMANNN WHO WANTS TO BE PGGEDDD??" this is a known spam bot that buys/finds/tactically acquires old reddit accounts to circumvent posting requirements trying to sell a premium snapchat that, ironically, I think got banned on snapchat months ago. Just report it and move on. She's not real, she won't fuck you. (Womp womp.)

Also, it's wonderful seeing the actual success stories, so it is possible to meet actual human beings with human bodies to do human things with... real people won't mind verifying, in fact, they will probably require it themselves.

Have I said it enough times 😅?