edit-- We've been getting quite a few responses, so please don't just say hi. We put a lot of effort into this post, and while you don't have to write a whole essay like we did, we'd appreciate an appropriate response! A little about yourself, what you like, what experience you have with women and couples, etc. Talk to you soon xoxo

Hey there! We've been in a loving, stable relationship for nearly seven years now, and the only thing we love more than each other is threesomes with other women! Too corny?

We started having threesomes years ago, and have had a lotsa great experiences from reddit and fetlife, making friends (and having some pretty incredible sex) along the way. We're now in a polyam relationship, so while we know many couples look for threesomes as a way to avoid facing relationship insecurity and end up getting jealous, that's not us. Check out our post history to check out our previous experiences!

Together, we love hiking, cooking and going to shows (Chance the Rapper, Lauryn Hill, LCD Soundsystem, St. Vincent, Kendrick Lamar, and Carly Rae Jepsen all in the past few years or so).

As for what we look like, we're willing to send pics if you're interested, but we didn't really want to post them here. And that will take some chatting first-- we've definitely encountered catfishers/pic hunters before, so don't expect pictures off the bat, especially if you have a blank post history.

Him: 5'10 and 155 lbs, athletic, hairy-chested, and up to 20 tattoos at the moment. Brown hair, brown eyes, full beard. Yoga instructor, rock climber, and avid reader.

Her: 5'4, very busty, and hits the gym at least a few days per week. Greenish hazel eyes and dark brown hair. Bisexual, loves to dance and eat cheese.

Sexually speaking, we're just as comfortable with vanilla sex as we are with bdsm. We love eating pussy, giving orders, and making you feel good. DP (with her strapon and his real thing) is something we're into as well if you're interested! Rookies welcome.

Tell us what you're into or what you want to try! We're very open minded and don't scare easily.

We're also very responsible when it comes to safe sex-- we get tested regularly and always use condoms with our other partners. We ardently support enthusiastic consent, safewords, and generally making sure we're all on the same page when it comes to bedroom fun.

We'd love to meet up the first time with no expectations and just get some mozz sticks (seriously, we're always on the hunt for good ones) somewhere to see if we hit it off. If things go well, we can host at our place in midtown or even go back to your place if you want.

Cheers!

PS we are looking for women only! No couples and no men, sorry fellas.