Hey everyone, I got fired two Fridays ago from an extremely cushy corporate job as a latent response to me fucking my boss. I thought I was going to ascend into a new gear of productivity and purpose in life but instead I’m being smacked in the face by my own incompetence.

I got a real nice apartment, an in demand pussy, a lot of dormant hobbies, and a lack of will to live. How should I survive this time of my life, I’ve got like 6 months until I’ll be broke. I live downtown in a mid-city, got recently ousted from my girl gang as well and I need someone to beat the shit out of me so I can regain some sense.

How do I care again, how do I spark that fire that gets my ass out of bed.

I’ve been unemployment maxxing and sleeping 12 hours, drinking NyQuil for no reason and offsetting it with Adderall, masturbating a lot, and praising myself for “small wins” such as getting in my car and going to the grocery store. I also am managing to retain my sense of superiority by watching videos on YouTube of severely obese people or otherwise destitute situations. So pathetic. Bully me into caring again.