So my players are on Ilium, which has become their go to planet for buying and selling anything, I have tricked them into signing numerous contracts, despite numerous NPCs warning to not do so.

They frequent the job board regularly to pick up side quests and random bounties, and I also throw in funny things like 'Need 1000 credits to release 2.5 million from escrow' or 'Looking for someone to travel back in time with me, safety not guaranteed', things that are obvious jokes or scams.

One caught their eye: 'Hot singles looking to whatever-your-species-does in your area!' And after much debate, one of them downloaded the info packet. I had his omni-tool bring up a ton of popups and the crowded area around him heard many orgasmic moaning sounds of various species coming from him before he got them all closed. He dismissed it as taken care of, but he did not make any check for viruses or ask the tech experts of the group about the possibility, so I want his omni-tool to have a lingering virus, similar to a 'cursed' item in D&D. I am struggling with ideas on what this virus may do, though, and could use some ideas.