Right, so theres this fella right, he's had a long day at work, packing socks in a rubber bag, it's been a busy day an' that, been a big order on, so he's a bit stressed when he's finished work. It's a Friday, he's stressed, so he thinks to himself "I know what I'll do, I'll go to the pub". He's having a good time, has a couple of pints an' that, enjoying having a chat with some of the regulars, chatting up some women right. He's having a good time but now the pubs closing, so he decides to go home, but he's had a few pints right, he cant drive back, so he goes "I'll just get a taxi back, won't cost too much", he doesn't live far, he's responsible, knows you shouldn't drink and drive an' that. So when the taxi comes he says to the driver "I live at 1 Villiage Lane, but, dont take me the long way, go on the B roads, 'cause it's quicker an' that" and taxi driver's like "Yeah, no problem mate" and he starts driving.

What's the song?