I dreamed a cold open

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Open: Rick is driving a nice, sporty sedan, Morty shotgun.

M: Wow, Rick, this is a nice rental. You really splurged on this, huh? Couldn't you just, I don't know, portal our car here?

R: Yes, obviously, Morty but I didn't feel like driving around in that piece of shit.

M: It's getting late though, Rick, the rental place will close soon, better get the car back or, you know, they'll charge you.

R: Obviously, Morty, Jesus you really are just saying whatever you- Shit!

Rick sees the clock, 4:45. He floors it and takes a tight turn, Morty bounces around in the car.

R: shit shit shit they do not fuck around with this Morty they'll charge me for a whole extra day. Buckle up Morty I think we can make it.

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