This is few years back when I was definitely still exercising the “fake it to make it “ motto, I had started working for a insurance company in Edinburg ( still trying to keep some anonymity here so won’t disclose to much) I enjoyed he fact that I worked out in the city and that I was on the 3rd floor of the building and that I essentially had a group of very attractive secretaries who were all just a few years older the eldest I think was 47 at the time and was a complete Fox… anyways I remember going in waving at all the ladies and always being business dressed and the ladies the same , and good lord they could really wear the shit out of them skirts , dresses and form fitting slacks … one day I requested a cup of coffee from my phone and shortly after that one of these lovely women brought into my office ( I was wearing a crimson red dress shirt my sleeves were cuffed up to my forearms and I was wearing black slacks with a black striped black tie ) when she came into deliver it she was seemingly stressed and I told her to slow down before …. And as it would be she stumbled in her heels splashed my desk and pants with the hot coffee , I shot out of my seat to try and brush myself off and started laughing she was panicking looking for anything to clean the mess up and she didn’t realize her blouse also got splashed some … she runs to the kitchen and comes back with paper towels apologizing for everything and she caught me , I couldn’t help myself from staring at her lovely C cups through her stained thin blouse , she smiled for a second and then turned back to the fit of panic she handed me few sheets and told me to dry my pants off and she will clean up everything else I sat in my office chair and proceeded to clean my pants and without thinking I unzipped my pants and shoved my hand in with paper towels and grasped back for the roll to dry my pants from both sides and she looked down at me … “what are you doing “ she asked, I then realized I just unzipped my pants to try my pants my boxers were these light grey damn near see through material and I am pretty visible let’s say… also with all the drying and patting down going on in my pants I have a very oddly timed semi erection. “ I’m ugh trying to dry off as best as I know how “ she then asked “ did you need to whip it out to do so”, I replied “omg I’m so sorry I didn’t even think , Oml I’m so embarrassed pls forgive me I meant nothing by this omg I hope I don’t get in trouble or anything “… the room went a little silent as I started zipping up my pants and I locked eyes with her in my head I was worried of losing my job for the display and she replied finally to break the silence “ I didn’t see anything , you didn’t spill it till I was out of the room “ I didn’t know what to say as she left … for the rest of the day I made no demands around the office I prepped a resignation letter and saved as a draft , I drove home and as soon as I arrived and opened my phone I had a Facebook friend request from her …. She sent a few messages saying hey we are cool , accidents happen, and it was a fair peek for both of us.

A fair peek I thought

So I accepted and returned with a unnecessarily ballsy reply but seems to get a great response

“ fair peek I think not , you saw some of my potential and I saw what I have already seen from you and no more if anything I feel you have seen more then me .”

She replied after about an hour later “What would be fair then to see your POTENTIAL “

I was now sexting a coworker and a fine one at that “I’ll show you mine if you send some inspiration or meet me for lunch tomorrow”

My next ding on my phone was a full frontal nude

So I followed with a pic of me being hard in my work slacks …

Missed opportunity after that , the sexting fell flat on its face as her husband was linked to the convo via iPad and he added a pic to the conversation of his wedding band ….

I was a professional until I was teased with some bitch . I later that month left the company before anything happens in the workplace …