"Okay, you c**ts. Let's see what you can do."

This should really be a given for a respect thread, but spoilers ahoy.

Hit-Girl, real name Mindy McCready, is a young but extremely violent vigilante and a close ally to the first Kick-Ass, Dave Lizewski. Raised by her father, a self-styled superhero operating under the alias 'Big Daddy', Mindy was taught from a very young age to fight and kill with the end goal of avenging her mother, who'd been killed by the mob when she was a baby to send a message to her honest cop father.

Or at least, that was Big Daddy's story. In reality, her mother was fine, the mob had no idea who they were, and her comic-book nerd father had just kidnapped her and run off when she was an infant because he thought being a father-daughter superhero team would be awesome. Mindy was reunited with her mother and sent to a normal school after her father finally bit off more than he could chew, but it turned out that raising someone from infancy to be the next Punisher can cause them to have a hard time fitting in in normal society, and she wound up spending some time in jail after returning to her costumed identity to help Kick-Ass face down The Motherfucker's army of costumed criminals.

When she was freed from prison, Hit-Girl returned to the vigilante life with a vengeance, teaming up with Kick-Ass one last time to hit a meeting between several major crime families and wipe out the lot of them. With her job finally done, she left New York for good and set out to travel the world, massacring whatever criminals had the misfortune of crossing her path on the way.

Gallery

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Combat

Unarmed Combat

• Shatters a man's pelvis with a punch
• Snaps two men's legs with a drop kick
• Breaks a dude's leg with a kick
• Breaks another dude's leg with a kick
• Snaps a leg with a kick
• Snaps a man's wrist with her hands
• Plucks a man's eyes out, then rips another man's tongue out
• Tears someone's ears off
• KO's a security guard by dropping on her
• Kicks a door open hard enough to send a woman flying
• Kicks a woman in the face and knocks the sword from her hand
• Disarms Patience Lee
• Easily drops Kick-Ass
• Throws a man through a skylight
• Dominoes some bookshelves to trap a gunman
• Holds a guy face down in a pirahna tank
• Kicks her way out of a wooden crate
• Dents a cafeteria tray

Blades

Swords

• Dismembers several gangsters
• Decapitates several men, then impales two more
• Uses smoke bombs for cover while carving up some gunmen
• Decapitates two men at once
• Impales a man to use as a human shield
• Swings through a window and decapitates a gunman
• Decapitates a biker during a motorcycle chase
• Puts a sword through a man's head
• Bisects a man's head vertically
• Idly cuts a man's head in half
• Slices someone's hands off
• Cuts down some assassins
• Massacres some monks with a broadsword
• Stalks and decapitates a guy
• Embeds a katana in stone

Other

• Carves through a man's legs with her bladed staff
• Stabs a hooked chain into a man's crotch and uses it to pull him off his feet
• Buries a meat cleaver in a man's head
• Plants a knife in a man's skull while headshotting someone with her other hand
• Kills several men with kitchen knives
• Sneaks up on a man and kills him with a kitchen knife
• Stealth kills a man on an airplane
• Kills a man with a golden ice pick
• Breaks through a windshield and cuts through a man's head

Firearms

Handguns

• Wipes out a room full of gangsters
• Grabs an enemy's gun and uses it to take out the gangsters surrounding her
• Kills four men before any can react
• Easily clears out a group of thugs
• Drops yet another roomful of goons
• Headshots three bikers in a motorcycle chase
• Steals a police officer's gun, disables three officers and kills the corrupt fourth one
• Kills two guys mid dive
• Snaps a pistol up for a quick headshot
• Shoots a man in the arm through a door
• Uses smoke as cover to gun down several gangsters
• Kneecaps a guy
• Kills a coked up leopard
• Pops a car tire while riding on the roof

SMGs

• Accurately headshots several goons through the roof of a speeding van
• Fights her way out of a building
• Drops a group of gangsters with bullets through the knees
• Executes every prisoner on death row at Rikers

Assault Rifles

• Wipes out a room full of gangsters
• Headshots three men and drops a fourth
• Kills several men from under a table

Sniper Rifle

• Snipes several men in quick succession

Rifle

• Headshots two bikers with one bullet during a car chase

Thrown Weaponry

• Beans someone with a rock to get them looking in the right direction so she can throw a knife through his eye
• Uses shuriken as a distraction to close in on two gunmen
• Lodges a shuriken in a man's throat
• Throws her sword through someone's head
• Throws a meat cleaver into someone's skull
• Clocks a fleeing man in the back of the head with a thrown hammer
• Throws a woodcutting axe into a man's gut
• Throws an empty handgun at a guy to distract him long enough to get behind cover
• Knocks out someone's teeth with a thrown trashcan lid

Improvised Weaponry

• Breaks off a chair leg and stabs a man through the throat with it
• Knocks some teeth out with a length of wood
• Kills several men while dual-wielding a hammer and a knife taped to a baton
• Breaks a bottle and stabs a man in the throat with it
• Kills and decapitates Mother Russia with glass shards
• Crushes a man's head with a sledgehammer
• Kills a sleeping man with a screwdriver to the temple
• Stabs a novelty replica hockey stick through a man's eye
• Throws a crutch through someone's eye
• Smashes a man's teeth in with a rolling pin

Other

• Straps explosives to a guy and throws him into a crowded room
• Blows up a car with an RPG
• Pulls a man up to the rafters, then straps her cape and a grenade to him to serve as a decoy
• Kills several men with a bow and arrow

Durability

Hit-Girl's costume is made of kevlar, and generally bullet resistant, although her limbs appear to be less protected and have been pierced by bullets in the past.

Gunfire

• Her father shot her in a bulletproof vest to get her used to the feeling of taking bullets
• Is shot several times and knocked through an upstairs window and just climbs back up and massacres the goons that did it

Melee

• Takes several blows to the head from a meat hammer
• Smacked around and punched through a storefront window by Mother Russia with brass knuckles
• Sent flying by Patience Lee
• Takes a kick to the face
• Bit on the shoulder by a coked-up leopard

Other

• Gets sent flying by an explosion when out of costume and responds by stealing a gun, grabbing onto a fleeing vehicle and killing those responsible
• Endures a high speed car crash
• Falls into a frozen river, climbs out, gets immediately caught in a beartrap in the snow, and stays there for 24 hours
• No trouble jumping off a high pillar
• Puts out a cigarette on her palm without flinching

Speed/Agility

Gunfire

• Pulls her legs up in time to avoid a bullet while hanging off the side of a speeding van
• Moves her head out of the way of a gunshot
• Runs out of the way of minigun fire
• Runs through gunfire
• Charges some gunmen
• Flips out of the way of gunfire
• Rolls out a car to escape an RPG
• Holds herself up to the ceiling of a van to avoid external gunfire

Mobility

• Climbs on to a passing train while lying on the tracks, then climbs to the top and jumps to a bridge within fifteen seconds
• Escapes from a truck being shot to pieces and leaves a bomb without being seen
• Rooftop hopping
• Uses her small size to squeeze through air vents
• Climbs seven stories in a garbage chute
• Bounces down a fire escape
• Climbs a fence

Other

• Ducks away from a thrown axe, although it does pin her cape
• Avoids a stack of rolling logs

Equipment

Standard Kit

Equipment that Hit-Girl carries as part of her standard costume.

• Twinned swords
• A pair of pistols
• The Hello Kitty backpack beneath her cape contains a flamethrower
• Batons in her boots
• Switchblade
• A pair of knives
• Shuriken
• Smoke bombs
• 'Condition Red', a chemical compound that supposedly gives her the strength of ten men which she keeps for emergencies. Kick-Ass is pretty sure it's just cocaine

Armoury

Equipment that Hit-Girl has access to from the various safehouse armouries she and Big Daddy have established around the world. She'll generally stock up with gear like this when hitting a major target, but won't typically use it during day-to-day patrols and the like.

When a safehouse is unavailable, she's been known to instead take out arms dealers to appropriate their inventory.

• Bladed Staff
• Sniper Rifle
• Assault Rifle
• Silenced Weapons
• Minigun
• Uzi
• Revolver
• Taser
• Grenades
• RPG Launcher
• C4
• Remote explosives
• Hallucinogenic gas
• Gas mask
• Night-vision goggles
• Binoculars
• Well-supplied medical cabinet
• Rohypnol, which she primarily uses to drug her mother and stepfather so they don't notice her sneaking out

Russian Special Armoury

A collection of high-tech weapons liberated from a Russian arms dealer. Mindy only used this equipment during one mission in Colombia, and it shouldn't be considered standard kit.

• Microwave gun
• Guns that shoot around corners, which she later dual wields
• Handheld flamethrowers
• 'Meat Eaters', grenades that only burn living organic tissue
• Shock grenades
• Grenade launcher than launches canisters of cyanide gas, although she only uses it to knock people off rooftops
• GPS bomb collars, which she uses to enforce loyalty on a kidnapped cartel hitman Suicide Squad style

Misc

Other skills

• Escapes handcuffs underwater
• Escapes a sunken car while bound in a straitjacket, drugged and dragging a second person
• Slips a pair of handcuffs and rolls to cover
• Sneaks a heap of weapons past airport security
• Kidnaps a prisoner from an armoured convoy
• Stealthily stalks and takes out a team of hunters
• Escapes a compound by forcing a girl to switch clothes with her before blowing the place up
• Talks a hitman into turning onto his allies by threatening his brother
• Pickpockets a man's cigarettes from the other side of a locked door
• Notices a pickpocket
• Stitches a wound
• Knows how to make smoke bombs
• Hides a lot of weapons wherever she sets up
• Hides a gun in a teddy bear
• Tortures information out of a guy
• Concerningly creative dismemberer
• Speaks some Cantonese
• Notices Patience Lee watching her from a skylight
• Does the research to blend in as a normal, non-murderer tween
• Jumps out a garbage truck and has it ram some guys

Misc

• Hit-Girl vs. Mother Russia
• Hit-Girl vs. Patience Lee
• Hit-Girl vs. Patience Lee (Round 2)
• Left plans for Kick-Ass to break her out of prison in case she got arrested, though he panicked and bailed when it was actually go time
• Kills a man in a neighbouring cell
• Her rep in prison had her pretty much running the place
• Attempted to escape prison several times, though they all failed and she ultimately needed external help to actually get out
• She's currently #5 on the FBI's most wanted list
• Often hallucinates her dead father
• Hospitalises some bullies
• Seriously, don't try and bully Hit-Girl
• Has a triple digit kill count as of Hit-Girl, which is set between Kick-Ass 1 and 2
• Someone wrote her an unauthorised biography
• An older Hit-Girl briefly appears fighting zombies in Crossover