"Radical."

King Radical (formerly Sir Sicknasty of Spades) aka President Radical aka Chuck Goodrich is a Mob Boss based in Cumberland, Maryland, and is the greatest nemesis of Dr. McNinja.

An evacuee from a kingdom in another dimension called the Radical Lands, King Radical fled to McNinja's world through a time portal hidden in the caves beneath Cumberland after the violent warlord Sparklelord devastated his homeland. Unable to return to his home, and finding McNinja's Earth a pale imitation of his own, Radical wound up founding a civilisation called the Inoktek in an attempt to make the world more like the Radical world he hailed from, leaving them his secrets and travelling forwards to the modern day to see if they'd accomplished anything. Finding they'd instead died out, he set himself up as a local mob boss and started improving the local area to try again, an effort that eventually brought him into conflict with Dr. McNinja.

Physicals

Strength

• Slams Sparklelord through the stone wall of a tower
• A disguised King Radical punches a bandito off a Jurassic Park style raptor, then knocks over the raptor
• Uppercuts Donald McBonald
• Punches a mummy
• Knocks back one of his goons with a punch. The goon just runs off crying, though.
• Snaps a pterodactyl's neck
• Flips a table
• Kicks McNinja up to the top of a shipping container then jumps up after him
• Kicks Yoshi, a Jurassic Park style velociraptor
• Throws a goon's dirt bike at a tree
• Tosses McNinja off his mech

Durability

• Dr McNinja punches him through the side of a shipping container
• Gets tossed by an angry ogre man
• Takes a punch from Dr McNinja
  • It's best to be a little cautious when scaling King Radical to McNinja as he's typically shown to be weaker than the Doc and requires gear or allies to properly compete. In a straight confrontation he loses to the Doc every time.

Agility

• Flips over a ladder
• Swift enough to interrupt Dr McNinja's Ghostbusting chant

Gear

Equipment

• A cloaking device that holographically disguises him
  • He eventually modified this to disguise his headquarters
• Sword
  • Swordfights while riding his dirt bike
  • Kills a guy
  • He has another sword with sunglasses for a hilt
• Chainsaw
  • Kills a clone of Dr McNinja with a chainsaw
  • Shatters Dr McNinja's katana with his chainsaw, only to have it immediately broken in turn because chainsaws aren't good weapons
• Hologram projector used to send a duplicate into Congress

Vehicles

• His usual ride is a dirt bike
  • He's pretty good with it
  • Ramps it off a moving car and onto the roof of a nearby house
  • He likes to backflip off it and launch it at people
  • Jumps through a window, threatens the mayor with a gun, then escapes by having his bike carried away by a helicopter
• Convertible monster truck
  • He's got a whole fleet of non-convertible ones, too
• Skateboard
• He purchased a space shuttle after the program was shut down, strapped monster truck tires to it and converted it into a battle rig
  • He of course wears a parachute while space shuttling
• A hot air balloon with sunglasses
• Rocket skates
  • They can go backwards
• Scooter
• The Birdosaurus, a pteranodon-like creature that really hates Dr. McNinja (it's mutual)
• A mecha tank shaped like his head
  • Headlight eyes
  • The head tank has a flamethrower in it's mouth. The flamethrower has limited fuel, though
  • Carves through a shipping container with it's chainsaw arm

Radical Ghost Robot Science

Using the technomagic of his homeland, King Radical knows how to create robots powered by ghosts. He has used this technology to construct:

• A champion tennis-playing robot powered by the ghosts of all the champions it's played
  • The temple that housed this robot was set up to reveal a book containing the tribe's knowledge if the ghost robot ever defeated it's opponent, at which point it also blew up the island
• Used haunted woods to turn the entire city of Cumberland into a giant ghost-powered robot

Misc

• He has MOST RAD. tattooed onto his fingers. This isn't just a tat - it's proof that the magic of the Radical Lands have recognised him as The Most Radical Man in the Radical Lands, and the reason he was crowned
• Blew up Congress when they tried to impeach him
• Created an aquatic car transport system that launches vehicles from Cumberland to Baltimore, creates green energy, and donates a nickel to the Audubon Society with each car launched
• He knows that the real most radical food is locally grown organics, prepared simply and with passion
• Fluent in the ancient Inoktek language, since he's the one that taught it to them
• Announced by a squad of skateboarding trumpeters
• Supports local businesses
  • His work put Cumberland, Maryland at number one of the Wall Street Journal's list of top ten best places to live in the USA
• He does not appreciate being confused for the Burger King
• Enthusiastic dancer
• He and his court wizard have a twenty minute long best friend high five routine
• Might be a little racist against horses.

Later, ye bitches!