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Respect DJ Froggy Fresh (YouTube)
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I am the baddest of them all

If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all

Y'all think I don't get girls, cause I ain't very tall

If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls

DJ Froggy Fresh (The Artist formerly know as Krispy Kreme) is well known and famous internet rapper. After his initial hit, The Baddest, went viral in 2012, Froggy Fresh created a number of future hits, displaying his fighting ability and talent over the course of his next two albums.


Strength

I will punch you up into the Air like a Kite

Capable of knocking his opponents airborne (The Baddest)

I beat up every single person in jail

Defeated everyone in prison (The Baddest)

I fought two lions and won

Beat two lions in a fight (The Baddest)

We punched them in the eye and they both began to cry

Wounds a gang member to the point of tears (The Fight)

I kicked him off the side, everybody thought he died

Kicks Bulldog so hard he appears to be killed (The Fight)

James threw the gun and I cut the gun in half

Cuts a gun in half using his sword (Push Me Remix)

I was way up in the sky, dog it felt like I could fly

Jumps into the air to the point it could be called flying (Dunked On)

When I see that fool

I'ma hit him with the stunner

Strike like lightning

Rumble like thunder

Inhuman Fighting Ability (Stolen Bikes Three)

Cause I looked over and I saw a pair of nunchuks

But I didn't know exactly how to use 'em

I started swinging them around and accidentally threw 'em

Then they nailed Vinnie Velvet in the head

He fell over on the ground

I was scared that he was dead

Throws a pair of nunchucks so hard it knocks out a normal man (Stolen Bikes 3)

Hit him with that dragon kick and laid him on his back

He was out cold so I knew it was a wrap

Knocks out James with a single dragon kick (Stolen Bikes 3)

I killed a great white shark

I knocked out his teeth, and I ripped out his heart

Overpowers a great white shark (Haters Wanna Be Me)

I got swallowed by an anaconda snake

Then I told him, "You just made a big mistake."

Cause all I had to do was go like this

And just like that, I killed him with my fist

Killed a Giant Anaconda with his bare hand (Haters Wanna Be Me)

I knocked James out with one punch

Knocks out James in a Single Punch (Best Friends)


Speed

I can run one mile in seven minutes flat

Can run 8.5 Miles Per Hour (Coolest Guy)

But I never run, but I never run

Capable of obtaining the above speed without running (The Baddest)

James ran into the room, bullets fired from his clip

But I didn't get hit, because I deflected em quick

Capable of deflecting automatic weapon fire with a sword (Push Me Remix)

Life is a race and everybody's behind me

The fastest human alive (Haters Wanna Be Me)


Endurance

It was gettin' late like a quarter past 8'

Me and Mike had played Madden for like 20 hours straight

Plays Madden for roughly 20 Hours (Nightmare on My Street)

the weather was hotter than a toaster

Survives Weather Hotter than a Toaster (Roughly 154 C/310 F) (Stolen Bikes 1)

At full speed, I hit a telephone pole

Survives crashing his go-kart into a telephone pole at full speed (Stolen Bikes 1)

I'm tough as nails

Is as tough as nails (The Baddest)

I dare you to try and punch me

My face is so hard you'll say, "Ouch, you crunched me"

His face is hard enough to crunch a human hand (The Baddest)

We're the toughest of the tough

Even among other tough people, Froggy and Mike are considered the toughest (The Fight)

Then bulldog shot me in the left arm twice

It felt like a spike, I ran over to Mike

Survives being shot twice, and is able to still run immediately after (The Fight)

I started screaming for the neighbors but he punched me in the mouth

I said "Fool I aint no chump"

Able to speak immediately after being punched in the mouth (Go Kart Lovers)

Doing pushups and getting girls all day

Capable of performing push-ups for an undisclosed number of hours (Me and Daniel Tosh)

Slashed a garden tool against my chest

That had me spillin' red

But dawg, I ain't afraid of blood

In fact, I love the taste of it

Fights James with a grevious chest wound (Stolen Bikes 3)

Then he pulled a switched blade and began to stick me

then he pulled it out and put it back in me

I was losing lots of blood i was getting dizzy

He must've stabbed me 40 times, maybe even 50

Survives being stabbed between 40 and 50 times and fights afterwards (Good Guy Shoes)

He took a step back, put up both his dukes

Threw a mean uppercut, and knocked me off my shoes

Survives being punched so hard he literally gets knocked out of his shoes (Good Guy Shoes)

I've been shot about 500 times

Survived 500 cumulative bullet wounds (Haters Wanna Be Me)


Skill

Knocks out Money Maker Mike (for 10 Minutes) with a Sleeper Hold in under 10 seconds (Nightmare on My Street)

I learned this move in my karate class

Try and pay attention cause I'm gonna do it fast

Right punch, left punch, kick, and spin

Knows Karate, and can do it fast (Coolest Guy)

I could shoot a shot as good as Michael Jordan

As good a shot as Michael Jordan (Coolest Guy)

I could beat you up even if you had one thousand knives

Even if you had infinity knives

Able to win fights even against armed opponents (The Baddest)

I don't care if you're big, I'll fight you a lot

Able to fight opponents who are larger than him (The Baddest)

Pulled out my nerf gun so he didn't do a thang

Then I went to him and told him, "You ain't ever out of range"

Capable of firing a Nerf gun with unlimited range


Other

Do you smell that?

Something smell like desperation

Supernatural Senses (Jimmy Butler is your Father)

We threw on our bulletproof vests and our snap backs

And we plotted our attack and ate snack packs

I told Mike grab the sling shot

Take this sock and fill it with about sixteen rocks

Well Equipped (Stolen Bikes 2)

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

Makes a new rap song every day (Coolest Guys)

Everybody knows that I have no fear

And guess what? Last year I caught three deer

Fearless and a talented hunter (Coolest Guy)

And I know how to cook some real good chicken

Have you ever tried it? That stuff is finger lickin'

It's so darn good; it tastes so sweet

I like to eat chicken every single week

Incredible Love and Knowledge of Chicken (Coolest Guy)

Well I'll light your fart on fire with my rhymes

You think I won't? I do it all the time

Capable of igniting gas with only his voice (The Baddest)

I might look small, but I'm not

His size is deceiving (The Baddest)

I have four hundred cars

I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars

I have four hundred houses

I have four hundred mouses and four hundred houses

Incredible Wealth (The Baddest)

I grabbed my hat, my backpack, and my sword

Incredibly Well Equipped (Friday the 13th)

I crept up real quiet like a mouse

Stealthy (Friday the 13th)

Then I starved to death and I came back as a ghost

Now I haunt their house and I cook the prisoners toast

Capable of living even after death (Go Kart Lovers)

Although I couldn't see a thing I had a feelin' Mike was there

Supernatural Senses (Dunked On)

And I've done about 1 million crimes

The Worlds most Notorious Criminal (Haters Wanna Be Me)


Attractiveness

You're mad cause your girlfriend wants to hold my hand

Has already seduced your girlfriend (Coolest Guys)

Plus Beyonce thinks that I'm cute

Has already seduced Beyonce (The Baddest)

I made out with so many girls

Made out with every girl in the world

Seduced every female on the planet (The Baddest)

Doing pushups and getting girls all day

Capable of continuously seducing women for an unknown number of hours


Notable Opponents:

James (Various)

Big Blue (Various)

Fardy Kreuger (Nightmare on My Street)

Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

The Predator (Street Rangers)

Mike Myers (Halloween)

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