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I am the baddest of them all
If you ain't 'bout money, then I don't mess with y'all
Y'all think I don't get girls, cause I ain't very tall
If she see my stacks, I bet you that she calls
DJ Froggy Fresh (The Artist formerly know as Krispy Kreme) is well known and famous internet rapper. After his initial hit, The Baddest, went viral in 2012, Froggy Fresh created a number of future hits, displaying his fighting ability and talent over the course of his next two albums.
Strength
I will punch you up into the Air like a Kite
Capable of knocking his opponents airborne (The Baddest)
I beat up every single person in jail
Defeated everyone in prison (The Baddest)
I fought two lions and won
Beat two lions in a fight (The Baddest)
We punched them in the eye and they both began to cry
Wounds a gang member to the point of tears (The Fight)
I kicked him off the side, everybody thought he died
Kicks Bulldog so hard he appears to be killed (The Fight)
James threw the gun and I cut the gun in half
Cuts a gun in half using his sword (Push Me Remix)
I was way up in the sky, dog it felt like I could fly
Jumps into the air to the point it could be called flying (Dunked On)
When I see that fool
I'ma hit him with the stunner
Strike like lightning
Rumble like thunder
Inhuman Fighting Ability (Stolen Bikes Three)
Cause I looked over and I saw a pair of nunchuks
But I didn't know exactly how to use 'em
I started swinging them around and accidentally threw 'em
Then they nailed Vinnie Velvet in the head
He fell over on the ground
I was scared that he was dead
Throws a pair of nunchucks so hard it knocks out a normal man (Stolen Bikes 3)
Hit him with that dragon kick and laid him on his back
He was out cold so I knew it was a wrap
Knocks out James with a single dragon kick (Stolen Bikes 3)
I killed a great white shark
I knocked out his teeth, and I ripped out his heart
Overpowers a great white shark (Haters Wanna Be Me)
I got swallowed by an anaconda snake
Then I told him, "You just made a big mistake."
Cause all I had to do was go like this
And just like that, I killed him with my fist
Killed a Giant Anaconda with his bare hand (Haters Wanna Be Me)
I knocked James out with one punch
Knocks out James in a Single Punch (Best Friends)
Speed
I can run one mile in seven minutes flat
Can run 8.5 Miles Per Hour (Coolest Guy)
But I never run, but I never run
Capable of obtaining the above speed without running (The Baddest)
James ran into the room, bullets fired from his clip
But I didn't get hit, because I deflected em quick
Capable of deflecting automatic weapon fire with a sword (Push Me Remix)
Life is a race and everybody's behind me
The fastest human alive (Haters Wanna Be Me)
Endurance
It was gettin' late like a quarter past 8'
Me and Mike had played Madden for like 20 hours straight
Plays Madden for roughly 20 Hours (Nightmare on My Street)
the weather was hotter than a toaster
Survives Weather Hotter than a Toaster (Roughly 154 C/310 F) (Stolen Bikes 1)
At full speed, I hit a telephone pole
Survives crashing his go-kart into a telephone pole at full speed (Stolen Bikes 1)
I'm tough as nails
Is as tough as nails (The Baddest)
I dare you to try and punch me
My face is so hard you'll say, "Ouch, you crunched me"
His face is hard enough to crunch a human hand (The Baddest)
We're the toughest of the tough
Even among other tough people, Froggy and Mike are considered the toughest (The Fight)
Then bulldog shot me in the left arm twice
It felt like a spike, I ran over to Mike
Survives being shot twice, and is able to still run immediately after (The Fight)
I started screaming for the neighbors but he punched me in the mouth
I said "Fool I aint no chump"
Able to speak immediately after being punched in the mouth (Go Kart Lovers)
Doing pushups and getting girls all day
Capable of performing push-ups for an undisclosed number of hours (Me and Daniel Tosh)
Slashed a garden tool against my chest
That had me spillin' red
But dawg, I ain't afraid of blood
In fact, I love the taste of it
Fights James with a grevious chest wound (Stolen Bikes 3)
Then he pulled a switched blade and began to stick me
then he pulled it out and put it back in me
I was losing lots of blood i was getting dizzy
He must've stabbed me 40 times, maybe even 50
Survives being stabbed between 40 and 50 times and fights afterwards (Good Guy Shoes)
He took a step back, put up both his dukes
Threw a mean uppercut, and knocked me off my shoes
Survives being punched so hard he literally gets knocked out of his shoes (Good Guy Shoes)
I've been shot about 500 times
Survived 500 cumulative bullet wounds (Haters Wanna Be Me)
Skill
Knocks out Money Maker Mike (for 10 Minutes) with a Sleeper Hold in under 10 seconds (Nightmare on My Street)
I learned this move in my karate class
Try and pay attention cause I'm gonna do it fast
Right punch, left punch, kick, and spin
Knows Karate, and can do it fast (Coolest Guy)
I could shoot a shot as good as Michael Jordan
As good a shot as Michael Jordan (Coolest Guy)
I could beat you up even if you had one thousand knives
Even if you had infinity knives
Able to win fights even against armed opponents (The Baddest)
I don't care if you're big, I'll fight you a lot
Able to fight opponents who are larger than him (The Baddest)
Pulled out my nerf gun so he didn't do a thang
Then I went to him and told him, "You ain't ever out of range"
Capable of firing a Nerf gun with unlimited range
Other
Do you smell that?
Something smell like desperation
Supernatural Senses (Jimmy Butler is your Father)
We threw on our bulletproof vests and our snap backs
And we plotted our attack and ate snack packs
I told Mike grab the sling shot
Take this sock and fill it with about sixteen rocks
Well Equipped (Stolen Bikes 2)
Me and Mike are here to stay
We make these rap songs every day
Makes a new rap song every day (Coolest Guys)
Everybody knows that I have no fear
And guess what? Last year I caught three deer
Fearless and a talented hunter (Coolest Guy)
And I know how to cook some real good chicken
Have you ever tried it? That stuff is finger lickin'
It's so darn good; it tastes so sweet
I like to eat chicken every single week
Incredible Love and Knowledge of Chicken (Coolest Guy)
Well I'll light your fart on fire with my rhymes
You think I won't? I do it all the time
Capable of igniting gas with only his voice (The Baddest)
I might look small, but I'm not
His size is deceiving (The Baddest)
I have four hundred cars
I have four hundred scars and four hundred guitars
I have four hundred houses
I have four hundred mouses and four hundred houses
Incredible Wealth (The Baddest)
I grabbed my hat, my backpack, and my sword
Incredibly Well Equipped (Friday the 13th)
I crept up real quiet like a mouse
Stealthy (Friday the 13th)
Then I starved to death and I came back as a ghost
Now I haunt their house and I cook the prisoners toast
Capable of living even after death (Go Kart Lovers)
Although I couldn't see a thing I had a feelin' Mike was there
Supernatural Senses (Dunked On)
And I've done about 1 million crimes
The Worlds most Notorious Criminal (Haters Wanna Be Me)
Attractiveness
You're mad cause your girlfriend wants to hold my hand
Has already seduced your girlfriend (Coolest Guys)
Plus Beyonce thinks that I'm cute
Has already seduced Beyonce (The Baddest)
I made out with so many girls
Made out with every girl in the world
Seduced every female on the planet (The Baddest)
Doing pushups and getting girls all day
Capable of continuously seducing women for an unknown number of hours
Notable Opponents:
James (Various)
Big Blue (Various)
Fardy Kreuger (Nightmare on My Street)
Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)
The Predator (Street Rangers)
Mike Myers (Halloween)
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