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Hey kids,

Three days ago, I received the package containing my beloved NEP. One glance and years of experience told me this batch was crystal clear, no yellowish tint. No dirty pipes.

As time passed, and I found myself breaking all my own rules, around 4 am I decided to put an end to this and break the cycle. I had way too much of the stuff—I might as well have ordered a buttload to much.

one day before escalation, I parked at the mall in the afternoon, feeling the psychedelics act earlyer as expected, and realizing driving home wasn't the idea. Timing, Terrible. walking a few miles home with my goodies seemed the better move.

NEP users, you get it. At this point, I might have been staring into Sauron's eye for hours of my binge. There was no escape from the loop.

I hit the brakes and decided get rid of my stash—15g of NEP—right when it started pissing cats and dogs outside. Talk about timing! I popped 12mg of bromazolam, grabbed my reservoir, and the plan was set: stash the goods in my car by the mall, so when I woke up, my first thought wouldn't be "time to hit the meth pipe again," but rather a leisurely stroll in the afternoon, followed by a not-so-pretty hit there.

So far, the plan has worked, but let's face it, this behavior isn't exactly award-winning. At least it's funny, in a twisted sort of way.