Has anybody ever realized that almost everybody who works at the park is either a war criminal or has some sort of power? Pops, skips, and high-five ghost are all pretty much magic, with pops basically being a god of power.

Benson hired a time traveler to do a hit on Mordecai and Rigby. Muscle man knows alot of people because he has connections in low places (might even be involved in organized crime, but probably not directly.)

Tomas, is well, not Tomas.

And the whole show details Mordecai and Rigby's antics, which range from being shit friends for them and everybody else, to them being litterally hunted by plastic transformer geese.