Don't bother typing out any dating/relationship advice or self-improvement slop. Chances are I've tried it and it hasn't worked. I'm shoving a dildo up my butt and that's it. I genuinely see no point in continuing this charade for at least another 40 years. Go on Grindr, get butt fucked, come home, indulge in solitary hedonism, repeat. Nah fuck that, dildo up butt. The Grind life ain't exactly making the world a better place, and I'm certainly not making anybody happy doing it, even I only enjoy it in the present, there's no longing, no anticipation to any of it, I feel like an animal acting purely on instinct, maybe because I am. Nah, fuck that, dildo up butt. I know the three most common suggestions are get tall, get ripped and get rich, but when I am doing pushups I am acutely aware I'm just doing so to make others happy, thus cancelling out any fulfillment I'd get from it. As for getting tall, I honestly can't bring myself to get my legs broken to do it. Nah, fuck that, dildo up butt. I've experienced some aspects of butt fucking during conscription, so that's a plus, and another plus is that when you're in another man's butt you're too preoccupied with the feeling of grinding against the bits of poo to be able to ask yourself why bother with it (the cool side of instinctual behavior). However I already know from my time during service that I wasn't cut out for it, not when I had to fill butts as an underling, and not when I had to give them by butt. Plus I don't want to subject some poor platoon of conscripts to having me as their fuck butt.