Finding out the Reddit account of someone you know in real life

I know it’s weird. But when you find out someone who you lnow in actual real life you have to snoop. Maybe it’s because I’m such a fucking weirdo but this had happened with me and six people I know in * real ^ life.

It’s shocking how their internal discourse is without them knowing that I’m listening in. Like it really is wild. Again this is the sixth person. What is wrong with me??? I’m sure there’s someone who’s found me out - you’ve found out my grief Reddit account. I have so much hurt; never tell me you found me out.

I love being a fly on the wall. Pleas keep talking