I wrote this story right in the middle of a friend's creative writing assignment when he left his laptop unattended. For a 15-minute concoction, I think it turned out alright.

Then Johnny the bipolar owl went off into the woods. There he met a schizophrenic badger named Michael Douglas Sharpington III. “Do you want to go on an adventure together?”“Sure!” replied Michael the Badger. So off they went, off to have an adventure. Where they ended up, no one knows. Except me. It's not a secret, though, it's simply an obscure story that few remember. I shall now tell you where they went. They went... to... the grocer. Upon arriving at the grocer, they took in what sights there were. “Wow, look at all these fine food products!” exclaimed Johnny. He flew over to what appeared to be a dead mouse, which looked good to eat. It turns out that it was a duster. “This mouse tastes awful!” Johnny choked on the duster and died. Michael Douglas Sharpington III then swallowed his body and left the grocer.

He walked all the way back home to where he met Johnny. When he arrived, he asked all the owls where Johnny's parents where. He found them in the Grand Central Oak of the forest. As it turns out, Johnny's parents where the King and Queen of the forest! Michael the Badger approached the King of the Forest, King Englebert Humperdink II, and his wife, the Queen of the Forest, Sheila. “I am so sorry to be the one to tell you, but Johnny went into the grocer's across the street and choked to death on a feather duster because he thought it was a mouse.” The King replied, “Why are you telling me this, Badger?” “He approached me and wanted to go on an adventure.” The Queen would've wept, but owls don't have tear ducts. Also, they have ears, even though they don't appear to have them. They have internal ears.

Anyways, Michael went over to a coffin he found in the corner and vomited Johnny's body back into it so that he could have a proper burial. I was going to make a morbidly witty joke here, but I have forgotten it. The King thanked Michael, and asked him to leave. He went back to his quiet job of being a badger, and life in the forest continued on. So ends the adventures of Prince Johnny Humperdink the owl.