I was at Cedar Point this week, (A awesome theme park, in Sandusky, Ohio) Me and a buddy were standing in line for a ride, and some guy with the most duchey sunglasses on yells, to his friend on the ride, "Hey! You can't bring your fucking shit on the ride!" clearly just messing around and making a joke. Well a buff hero of modern times, with a Chuck Norris shirt on to boot, says "Hey! Watch your language, there are kids all around" Well Mr. Sunglasses, not seeing who said it, turns around, and in his most pushed out chest way, says, "Who said that!?!" And in his most calm collected voice, a cool reply comes from right in front of him, "Me." Duchey sunglasses guy turns around, and gets stared down untill he gets on the ride. The entire station bursts with applause, and the everyday Chuck Norris prevails. So, to the good man at Cedar Point in a Chuck Norris shirt, I thank you.

TL;DR: Duchebag in sunglasses gets called out in a waiting line by a buff guy in a Chuck Norris shirt for swearing near kids.