Any PMs requesting leaks or anything like that will be instantly blocked. Do not bring that shit to me. Any creators who want advice are more than welcome to reach out to me, just don't send me some copy and paste ad. Also, no freebies. My time is limited; I will sub to your OF and give feedback if I want to but I will not give special treatment and you cannot buy me.

Edit_985: Okay, so I got way more dms than I expected. I will try to get through them as efficiently as possible but I'm short on time and there's quite a few lol. There is no possible way I can get through all these DMs. Feel free to message me but don't get mad if I can't respond, I'll give it the old college try but it's likely to end up like most freshman college tries: Incomplete and hospitalized.

Edit: To clarify, 8/10 for me is a "perfect" profile. 9/10 and 10/10 are reserved for creators who either have that "it" factor nobody can fucking figure out how to describe or those who go above and beyond in terms of technical quality. If you have pictures on the level of met-art then that's gonna earn some points. Not an automatic 10 but it has to count for something. I either would have rated a lot of profiles 10/10 with a few 11/10 or whatever, or done it this way. I apologize if this seems shitty but fuck me, I have no idea how else to do it. If anything then just ignore my numerical rating and read the description.

Who the fuck am I: Alright, so I’m a whale. I’m the asshole who comes into the chat and buys out the entire cam show for an hour. I don’t even blink at ordering a $300 custom and I don’t care about PPV. I’ve spent over $50,000 on Manyvids alone and no idea about onlyfans. That doesn’t count Clips4sale, extralunchmoney, MGF, etc. No, this has not affected my financial status whatsoever. When I sub to an account or buy content I want one thing: satisfaction. Sometimes that means explicit nudity and hardcore content, sometimes it means glamour shots and implied nudity. I’m a degenerate porn addict and I have no regrets about it. I also have a reasonably good sex life for a single dude with average looks. Three things I fucking HATE are b/g content from a solo artist, dishonest captions, and political anything on any connected social media. Those are my qualifications, that’s my resumé

I’m reviewing the following creators. I’m gonna be pretty brutal here and probably piss people off on both sides but so help me this is God’s honest truth as I see it.

Stephaniefitmarie: 2/10. Used to be 8/10. She does implied nudity and glamour shots, and used to do them very well. Lately she has been photoshopping out her butthole shadow, razor bumps, etc and taking increasingly blurry photos. PPV is reasonable price wise but content quality lately is garbage. On top of that she has a VIP system for $100 just to access her new, lower quality PPVs. She also re-sends old sets from time to time so beware of repurchasing. I give her some credit because she’s nice and doesn’t seem to use an assistant. If she stopped photoshopping then she'd be an 8/10 again easily.

Ona Artist: 4/10 decent porn and high production value but too much b/g shit. No tease factor so low eroticism despite being explicit. She also sends PPVs, un-sends them, then re-sends them again later on for a different price. That's dishonest and sus as fuck. NEVER un-send content unless there's a mistake such as a real name used, decimal error, etc. In those cases fix the content and put it back, don't make this a standard practice.

Bella Thorne: 0/10 Dishonest captioning, she doesn't show anything worthwhile, uses an assistant to talk to folks, has expensive PPVs with a VIP system, blah blah blah. DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO BELLA THORNE YOU WILL NOT GET WHAT YOU WANT. You will not get even CLOSE to what you want. Just stop. I promise you there's a girl in your own town or maybe 1-2 towns over who looks hotter and shows more.

Lexy Panterra: 2/10 Easily one of the most attractive girls on the site but she shows next to nothing, has an expensive VIP, has a second "premium" account, constantly sends, un-sends, and re-sends content, etc. Her PPVs are way too fucking expensive. I'd be fine with the glamour shots and instagram levels of "exposure" but she charges too much for them. She deliberately baits members into re-purchasing PPVs from the past by hiding previews. Overall a very unscrupulous creator. A handful of her videos are sexy but not worth it.

Sorry-Mom: 7/10 Extremely hot, utterly filthy, and a fellow degenerate. This chick rocks. Monthly subscription with a menu but lots of content for the price. She specializes in some fetishes I'm not into and sometimes her video/picture quality is lacking but otherwise her account is worth the money. Posting frequency is a bit less but she never throws filler content out there so it's all quality.

Anneamor: 7/10 Really pretty, genuine, and friendly girl with a killer body and nice ink. Free account with reasonably priced PPVs that have specific descriptions of what you will see, combined with preview photos. She's also really nice in DMs. The only reason I haven't bought more of her content is that most of what she posts doesn't cater to my specific interests, but if she did then I'd probably rate her a 9/10 or even 10/10. She's completely honest about everything and has a HUGE backlog.

Tara Babcock: 8/10 Tara's prices are a bit steep, but she is completely honest about what is in everything she sends, she doesn't double up, her production quality is excellent, and her attitude and demeanor are just fantastic. I just wish her backlog was more substantial or she would be willing to do customs.

Ruby Hexx: 6/10 When she's good she's among the best, but her descriptions aren't always clear and she can go long periods of time where she focuses on extremely niche fetishes to the exclusion of everything else. Also her backlog isn't extremely accessible since so much content goes through DMs. If you like what she does then she's worth it, but if not then maybe look elsewhere.

Grace Charis: 1/10 Misleading titles, no preview / bad previews, overpriced, and poor production quality. Don't really know what else there is to say here. Oh, wait, yes I do: She will say something like "topless" or :peachemoji: wink wink and then show you a clothed backshot that reveals less than your grandmother at the beach. I'm pretty lenient about different categories but some of this is straight up tame enough for mainstream broadcasting.. only it costs $20

Bhad Bhabie: 3/10 Okay hear me out. Her content isn't that bad, IFF you know what you're getting into. It's almost all glamour shots with virtually no revealing anything (you might get some nips or butthole shadow from time to time). It's very expensive with a VIP system to boot, however to her credit she doesn't constantly re-send shit without labeling it clearly and is surprisingly honest. She might be better in the future, I just hope she doesn't get don't of surgery.

Legendarylootz: 8/10 her content is excellent quality and she's completely honest, however you're better off just going to her manyvids and purchasing the specific videos you want. There are some that you can only purchase through onlyfans, but those are clearly labeled. She's worth it, you can't go wrong.

Cam Damage: 5/10 Very pretty but what the fuck is going on here. I don't mean to rain on anyone's parade but there's some mental illness here and it feels straight up wrong to support it. That's coming from my degenerate ass, which should raise some red flags. Content is generally high quality but it kinda feels like giving heroin to a homeless man.

Eelenadancer: 6/10 I LIKE THIS GIRL she has an amazing body and her prices are very reasonable. The only reason her score is a bit low is due to a lack of content diversity. Most of her videos are her dancing/stretching/etc which is fine but I'd like more. Also production quality could be better. Still, worth the money if you want some softcore yet revealing pictures of a beautiful woman.

Bree Louise: 4/10 She's pretty, and when she actually releases content with a high production value it tends to be good and reasonably priced, however she will go weeks or even months without releasing anything but selfies slapped with a snapchat filter. Also don't even try to talk to her, it's a waste of your time.

Kim&Viv: xfemmefantasy, xdommefantasy, femmefantasyfree 9/10. Extremely high quality lesbian content with no games or gimmicks. Prices vary but you get what you're paying for and often more. If you want lesbian creators then go here.

Erin Ashford: 7/10 Really nice girl. She will spam your dms a bit but won't hit you with ads, just offers for deals on dick ratings and the like. PPVs are reasonably priced and quality is good. Honestly worth the money, and if you like her look then you'll love her account.

Missstrawberrypunk (Luna): 7/10 Great creator. She releases content regularly and is up-front about what she's doing and what her timetables are. No shady business. If you like her look then you'll love her account. I unsubbed because she's about to do b/g content which is a massive turnoff from me (I don't mind b/g content I just hate when solo girls release b/g content). That didn't influence my rating. She could improve production quality, and adding more videos into the mix would help too.

Bukkitbrown: 4/10 No dishonesty, but her pictures quality has cratered over the last year with very little content to boot. You can find some decent content of hers in her backlog I THINK however I may have gotten it crossed with Patreon. Not worth the money and she's basically inactive besides. Production quality used to be superb so if you liked lewd cosplay she was among the best, but lately... ehhh. If she wound the clock back a year and started releasing content again I might resub.

Milena Angel: 7/10 Again, if you like her look you'll love her account. Fair prices, no shady business, etc. Nothing to stand out, but she's doing nothing wrong either. No hardcore content at all, not even masturbation. It's all softcore with some explicit nudity.

Kayla Kapoor: 9/10 Get the premium account. Her content quality is extremely high, she releases content regularly, it's a nice blend of softcore and hardcore, and she's sexy af. Worth the extra expense.

Soniaamats: 5/10 Decent backlog and some good content with high production value but she will absolutely flood your inbox with promos, ads, and other nonsense. PPVs are standard here but you get some with the sub for free.

Butterfly Cheeks @itshankypanky: 5/10 The best twerking vids on the website and it's not close. Nudity but not explicit. Some PPVs. She'd be 8/10 except she up and vanished 6 months ago and hasn't posted anything anywhere since. If you like her content then check out her manyvids perhaps.

Kaedia Lang: 9/10 No funny business, you know exactly what you're getting with her, fair prices, lots of content, and caters to some pretty specific fetishes without excluding the more vanilla content. One of my favorite girls. Her manyvids is also excellent.

Belle Delphine: 7/10 Her backlog is excellent, no shady shit. Good production value. etc etc. She would be 10/10 except she vanished a year ago and isn't posting new content. Yes I know it's trite, stop messaging me about it. She has that "it" factor I can't control what my dick responds to, just tell you about it. Omg putting it like that sounds horrifying.

Ellie Rowyn: 5/10 If you like her fetishes and look then she's worth it. A fucking shitload of content. Good manyvids too. The problem is that the instant you subscribe you're going to get ALL THE PROMOS I had to unsub a few months back because it was so bad. I tried to come back, went to sleep, woke up, and had like 6-7 messages from her all shilling other accounts of other creators. If you can tolerate the spam then go for it.

IndiscreetHotAndFit: 8/10 She's extremely friendly and responsive, her content is extraordinarily good, her videos are long-format and authentic, and she caters to fetishes that appeal to me. My only complaint is that she occasionally posts ads from other providers, but she never sends them via DM which is way better. Definitely recommend checking her out.

Alright, that's all for now. Feel free to DM me with any questions.

Edit: Holy shit, I do not feel like proofreading this lol. I apologize for the various mistakes.