Over the last few years, I've been into dick ratings from Onlyfans models and have paid for a few dozen of them. I know this is a very popular request for a lot of guys so I wanted to share my list of who had the best video. Some of my favorite dick ratings are from creators who are no longer active. I only included active OF creators here.

I'd also love to hear, in your experience, who has the best ratings?

What I look for in a dick rating:

1. Video rating - I prefer video over audio or text ratings.
2. Original content - I need something to confirm that I'm paying for a real review and not just a prerecorded response they send to every guy who requests a rating.
3. Length - I prefer reviews that are at least 2 minutes long to allow for some detail and substance.
4. Honest rating - I've always asked for honest ratings, and my favorites from this group reflect that.
5. Cost - Ideally $10-$40 USD. The average high-quality rating cost me about $20. NOTE: Some of the costs I have listed here may have changed because most of these reviews were years ago.

Best Overall

Parker Preroll u/ofparkerpreroll

If you're looking for just one dick rating for an extremely reasonable price, I highly highly recommend Parker. Weed, tattoos, curves, and great custom content. Parker is a smart, sexy blonde and packed her 2-minute review with a ton of enthusiasm. Her rating felt genuine, was personal to me, and her energy rubbed off on me. I can't help but smile watching this rating.

• Cost = $5 / minute (I paid $10)
• 2-minute video
• Topless, shows her face, gave a number rating out of 10

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Longest Rating

IndiscreetHotAndFit u/IndiscreetHotAndFit

This fit MILF advertises her "legendary honest rating" and she doesn't disappoint. In her own words: "I’m known as the Queen of honest video dick ratings and I’ve made over 1000 to this date (Jan 2024). 👑 I truly enjoy analyzing and comparing cocks! 🤤." If you're looking for an extremely detailed and honest rating, look no further.

• Cost = $40.50
• 16-minute video
• Nude, shows her face, gave a number rating out of 10

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Valentina Voss (Lena) u/_mafiiabarbiie

Lena is a sexy, petite Latina Persian princess. Her rating is among my favorites because it felt REAL. It's easy for these ratings to feel mass-produced and impersonal, but Lena's quickly stood out because it felt like I was hearing from the real her. I love that! Plus, she's sexy.

• Cost = $10
• 2-minute video
• Topless, shows her face, gave a rating out of 10

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Ms Nichole u/Sea_Increase_465

Sexy 29-year-old petite MILF with perky tits. Nichole was so sexy and nice. Her review felt just like speaking with the girl next door. Her rating was very thorough and personal to me. She seemed very genuine and overall like a nice person I would probably love to hang out with outside of a dick-rating lol.

• Cost = $10
• 3-minute video
• Topless, shows her face, gave a rating out of 10

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Kayla u/xoxokayla

Kayla is a sexy mountain girl with big tits and an even bigger ass. Her video was extremely detailed, felt very real, and packed with tons of comments on my cock despite the video being under 3 minutes. She's also very sexy. I enjoyed hearing from her and would definitely recommend!

• Cost = $40
• 2-minute, 30-second video
• Nude, does not show face, gave a rating out of 10

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