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Great googly moogly...500?!
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Inconceivable!

Yet...here we are. Thank you soo much for listening, commenting, and joining me on this long strange trip.

I wasn’t sure what to do to mark 500...but here’s what I decided:

Put words in my mouth. Tell me what to say, and I’ll say it. Wanna hear me read the phone book? I will. (Provided I can find a phone book).

There are, of course, some ground rules.

• It has to be short. No full scripts for this deal. Two paragraphs at the most.

• You can specify if you want something to be read in “sexy voice” mode, hysterical lit (while using a toy), or just regular voice. Obvs the first two will require more time.

•. If you want me to say your name and send it privately, I will. But it’s not gonna be a ramblefap. Just a line or two, please.

• If you have questions of what I will/won’t say, just ask (PMs are fine). I will turn down anything that makes me uncomfortable.

• I have no idea of the interest level for this thing. I reserve the right to shut it down at any point. I’ll either remove this post or edit it so you know it’s closed.

My recording time is limited these days so it may take a little while to get to them. But I wanted to do something to show my appreciation...and have a little fun.

Thank you! ❤️

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