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Oh, so you're just going to leave me without paying for the work I have done on your broken car outside of my house?

Looks like I don't care. Since you're new around here, let me show you how this is going to go.

You're not going ANYWHERE until I get compensated for all that hassle of changing two tires, letting you into MY house to use the bathroom, and even being a little cock tease while I'm doing all of these nice things for you. It's time to repay your debt.

No, I don't care that you are married. I don't care that you have kids.

How would you like to be my next piece of foldable, fuckable furniture, all tied up? You'd be cute whining, drooling footstool with a vibrator stuffed inside of your slot.

I don't care that you're late getting home to your nice life. I don't care if you are ovulating. I'll be certain to relocate your cervix for you so you won't be getting "knocked up" as much as "knocked out" .

Again, rhetorical. I don't care what you think. I've fixed your problems. Now you're going to fix mine.

If you get pregnant though, I may just need to keep you here for rent to my neighborhood. I am going to get reciprocity out of you, one way or another.

May as well say "Goodbye" to whatever you thought you were doing tonight... Or this weekend... Or next month. You're here now.

Welcome to the ropes.

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