I wasn’t planning on doing anything but I think my hormones are getting the better of me and I need to do it. I figured I might as well start somewhere right??

My bf is leaving early tomorrow morning at like 6 a.m. so I’m thinking about basically leaving the house right after he does and going for a stroll through a park nearby looking like a total slut. Maybe even drunk? I don’t think I’ll have a lot of time before the run rises but I might be able to sneak in an hour or something.

What do you guys thinks??? I’m kinda nervous tbh!!!! It will still be dark out. I doubt anyone will be around to see me but just the fact that something might happen is making my heart pump with adrenaline.

I’m going to get everything ready tonight. I’m going to shower, get my outfit ready, the works.

I need advice!! What should I wear? Serious question for the guys, do you think I should leave myself trimmed or go fully bare? Should I wear makeup? I’m a total noob at all of this… should I pretend to be passed out on the park bench? Or should I put my gym clothes on and go for a run??

Edit: see the update here.