Ars: I'll facetime your sister who is with your best female friend who is currently sucking my friend's dick and his friend is getting his dick sucked by your baby sitter when your were a kid. While this is happening, on facetime I am getting my dick sucked by your mom and I reveal this to your sister-

Cass: Your baby moms WILLL suck my-

Ars: but I am not finished, please do not interrupt. As I was saying, I will reveal to your sister that your mother is sucking my dick. At this point your sister will be aroused by my sexual appeal and will immediately call your auntie and invite her over to her place. At this time I will ask for her home address and she will give it willingly. I will call my hommies and suggest that they rendezvous post haste to your sister's address in order to get their dick sucked. At this juncture I suggest to your mother that she pull out her phone-

Cass: IF YOUR BABY MOMS WAS HERE-

Ars: Cassidy, please stop being rude. As soon as I'm done painting the picture of what will happen when I contact any female within your family, I will allow you your time to speak uninterrupted, so please pay me the same courtesy. As I was saying, your mother then proceeds to pull out her phone and phone your father. A side note, while I'm unsure in this theater of the mind if your father is alive or in the picture, I would suggest you imagine your father or father figure is currently being phoned by your mother. Your "father" will then be told that she much prefers my dick to her current lover's dick as the aura I give off as a man of high prestige is too much for her to handle.

Cass: YOU WANT TO COME UP ON THE INTERVIEW TALKING ALL OF THIS DICK SUCKING SHIT. IT'S WILD CORNY BRO I-

Ars: You are truly an unprofessional adversary. I would like to state in closing and to sum up the story I have painted so vividly is that I am a superior man to every man in your life and my dick would be sucked by anyone within your family and within your circle. Thank you.