Fuck winter. “You get to put on more clothes and snuggle under a blanket” Sounds neat and all until you realize that the chill penetrates your sweater and blanket anyway and you’re still fucking freezing. Put on too many clothes and you can’t even fucking move. It’s so much harder to warm up than it is to cool down. Summer is vastly superior because all you need is water, a working AC, and some common sense and you’ll remain at a good temperature. Plus you don’t have to spend time shoveling driveways and cleaning the snow off your car in the summer. On the note of cars, they get extremely fucking cold in the winter and it takes them a fucking year to warm up. I’d rather not have to sit in the freezing cold on a drive anywhere. Most of your time in the winter is spent just trying to get warm while in the summer you can spend your time doing things you like. It’s absolutely clear that winter sucks balls batty and dick and yet people still ride the cock of the inferior season.