Ladies, why of WHY do some of you put in the effort to have a beautiful body, nice smooth hairless legs but then not do any grooming where it really counts? As a man I want to say that there is nothing more disgusting than getting a woman's clothes off only to find an unruly stink forest staring back at you and daring you to go further. We want to please you so is it too much to ask that we not have to eat a hairy clam sandwich to get you off orally??

I digress however because an unshaved vagina is not the most common problem I come across but it is an unshaved/unwaxed butthole that really makes me want to gag. Imagine you are with a beautiful girl who maybe has dark hair and you go to do it doggie style and there are a bunch of hairs protruding out of her ass like a matted mess. If you are going to keep yourself hair free from the neck down then PLEASE manage the backside as well!!

What really makes me laugh are the women who get triggered when a man voices his preference for a woman with no pubic or anal hair. You will get the "oh you must like little girls you disgusting pedophile" Listen ladies, a full grown woman with tits, curves and ass looks nothing like a pre-pubescent girl just because she is not sporting a giant brillo bush. If anything it's been my experience that women who don't groom their vagina/anus area are either hung up or selfish and the "pedophile" insult is them deflecting.

Once upon a time when we were running around naked, pubic hair did serve the purpose of protecting the gential area. Now that we have clothes pubic hair simply traps urine, odor, feces and mucous. Understand?!?