On April 17th, 2016, fifteen dead bodies were found in an interviewing studio in London, England. Nobody knows the cause of these atrocious deaths, but a recent discovery may say otherwise.

At the same date, the experimental band Radiohead, known for their hit songs "Paradise", "Enjoy the Silence" and "Plug in Baby", were planned to have an interview for each member in London. However, said interview has never resurfaced, and members of Radiohead deny that the interview even took place. According to Stefan Burnett, lead guitarist of Radiohead, "[Radiohead] never went to London. I don't even know where that is, fucking France or something?"

Recent searches have found a damaged tape among the dead bodies. Thanks to an unnamed bald fan who thought the tape was a new Radiohead song, the authorities could find the secrets behind the strange incident. Viewer discretion is advised.

[April 17th, 2016. Thom Yorke is on an interview about his upcoming album A Moon Shaped Pool. This following transcript is an excerpt from this interview's recording, which was never aired to the public. Due to tape damage, only the audio has been recovered.]

THOM YORKE: [recording begins here] "...ank you."

INTERVIEWER: "Alright, then. First question. Mr. Yorke, are you planning on having another tour involving your hit song Creep?"

THOM doesn't react at first. His cheerful expression becomes one of comtempt. He frowns more and more as the silence grows.

INTERVIEWER: Uh... Mr. Yorke?

YORK suddenly gets up and dropkicks the interviewer. His head explodes. YORK suddenly turns to the camera and starts screaming gibberish.

YORK: "DUHHH CREPE!!!! DUHHH CREEP!!???!!1 CREEP!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR LET DOWN UNDERRATED LET DOWN CREEP CREEP LET DOWN UNDERRATED CREP CREEP CREEP LET DOWN CEREPE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CREEP CREEP CREEP LET DOWN CREEP LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS MTV LEMONS LOL LEMONS!!! CREEP!!!1 JONY!! LE TOM YORKE!!!! I AM THOM!!!! NO THOM TOM THOMIES GOING THOM THOM AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN rules and wisdom IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER DANCE FUCKER DANCE VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY NEXT SONG IS CREPE ISNT IT?? CREEP CREEP CREEP KING OF LIMBS UNDERRATED LET DOWN UNDERRATED CREEP CREEP THOM YORKE LEMONS LEMONS CREEP CREEP CREEP CREEP CREEP CREEP LET DOWN!!!!!!"

During this monologue, YORK seems to eliminate the camera crew one by one. Muffled screams, sounds of recording equipment being smashed on the ground and glass breaking.

Eventually, THOM stops his rambling. He breathes heavily. The studio is supposedly filled with the dead bodies of the interviewers.

A few seconds later, THOM loses his mind jumps off the window, evidenced by the sound of glass breaking following his screams of "ANYWHEEEEEERE". To this day, nobody knows what he meant by this.

NOTE: At this particular date, a lawyer living close to the building where the incident took place reported that a strange man had crashed into his swimming pool. The man escaped before he could question him, however. It is thought that this man is Thom Yorke.

To this day, the case still hasn't been solved. Interviewers that have tried to track down Yorke and solve the case have met the same fate as the first studio: broken windows, coldblooded murder, and ramblings about flan.

Other Radiohead members have described Thom Yorke's eccentric personnality over the years. According to Jeff Mangum, bassist of Radiohead, "Thom Yorke would lock himself into a room for 19 hours without eating or drinking. Once those 19 hours were up, he'd slam the door open and tell us that 'it's time.' Then, we would quickly drive to the studio and do the song in one take. That's how most songs on Kid A were done," he confessed.

Mangum was the only one who could respond to an interview about Yorke. Stefan Burnett and Hernán Cortés both denied interviews with a distraught look on their face, while Radiohead's drummer Phil Selway instantly died of a heart attack. He was then replaced by a drum machine, much to the joy of Burnett. "Fuck that guy," he laughed.

But for now, the case remains a mystery. Thom Yorke is still loved by many fans despite his inability to use the stairs instead of elevators. His fourth studio album, "Twist 2", releases on December 2020.