Are you a man, aged 45 or older? Awesome! I'm also over 45 but not a man... hopefully that's cool. ;) (I prefer if you have no kids or no kids still living at home.)

Are you totally single and longing to not be? What a coincidence; me too! Do you like writing/text-based chat because it gives you a clear and concise way of communicating that you truly enjoy, especially when the other person (ME, of course) enjoys hearing from you too?! Excellent!

Are you a night owl who doesn't like to go to bed until the wee hours of the morning or late at night? Especially because you're enjoying such long conversations with someone special? Those are my favorite kind of people! (Because I typically go to bed around 4-5am each day.)

Do you have NO cat allergies? Superb! I have cats and, since I do want to be able to meet you, I'd rather it not be while you're sneezing and sniffling.

Do you have a decisive personality? Do you know when to take the lead and like it most of the time, but not all of the time? Great! I need that kind of influence in my life to guide me and help me be my best self for myself and you!

Are you excited by the thought of your partner getting buzzed from weed during play because it excites her and you both? Super awesome! (You partaking is not required; just if you want to).

Are you excited to try all of your favorite kinks/positions/fetishes and new things with a new partner once a trust foundation is established? Great! Because I don't have much experience and it's been a long time so I'll need to start out slow, at the beginning, and build up from there. But it's an adventure I'm really looking forward to! Extra love for the hypnotists out there.

Do you live in Wisconsin or a bordering state within about a 6 hours' drive of Milwaukee? Superb!

If you made it this far and were either chuckling, laughing, or nodding your head in agreement, I want to talk to you! You sound amazing and we haven't even said hi yet! Imagine what we can do when both of us are typing!

And if you're not what I'm looking for, feel free to upvote! May we all find what we search for!