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32F4M/F/T - FWB/Long Term - Tosa/Waukesha
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WhyYesIAmOMW2FYB is a female age 32 looking for a male , a female or a trans person in Wisconsin
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This will be a long post.. if you want a quick fuck, I wish you the best on your search but I'm not the one for you.

Trying this again since things flamed out with the last person I tried this with...

1st - I am NOT looking for a hookup/one night stand.

2nd - I will NOT be fucking you after 2 messages.

3rd - I will NOT entertain talking to you without knowing what you look like.

Ok so I'm not trying to get married but I am looking for a connection. I don't necessarily care if you're married but I would prefer someone with no other attachments/restrictions.

Me: Single, 5'11", black, thick/chubby, tattoos, no kids, gainfully employed, own home & car, ddf, on birth control AND my tubes are tied (sorry boys, no breeding here), will travel within reason

You: 30-49, not insane, ddf, preferably my height or taller, employed, a full head of hair, fit (I honestly prefer a dad bod or a little chub), ABLE TO HOST or get a room, can form full sentences using proper grammar, I'd prefer you have a beard but it's not a deal breaker, fully manscaped or at least trimmed.

The idea is to actually get to know each other & eventually meet for drinks or whatever. If all goes well, hopefully things will evolve to me sitting on your face on a regular/semi regular basis....

LADIES: Hi :) ... Are you thick? If so, message me & let's talk about the possibility of you sitting on my face... I'm not super interested in being your unicorn. The couple thing only works if I'm attracted to both of you which almost never happens...

I would like someone that I can text/talk to from time to time about things other than sex but that I can also send nudes to at random times of the day...

If you read this far & are still interested, message me.. keep in mind, it's picture for picture around here... If this isn't for you, great! I wish you the best.

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a female
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32
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a male
or a female
or a trans person
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10 months ago