Please read all of this. It will save us both time and energy.

I’m looking for more than a one-night stand, more than just physical. A boyfriend-type, perhaps. I'm not into weird kinks AT ALL. Please don’t ask me about anal four messages in. I prefer younger men (age range 26-40), and I’m not looking to just get banged. I would prefer you be single (only because I have a wide availability and would like you to also). If you're married, please have energy and time to spend time together. I am straight, and you must be also. If you have a history full of M4A/M4M posts and comments, do not message me.

I have fairly good availability and want a travel buddy, someone to go out on dates with weekly and show each other off or spoon with on the couch while binging Netflix. Yes, I am able to disappear from real life occasionally to have this type of relationship in my life. I'm thin and conventionally attractive, active at the gym. I could be considered a cougar or MILF (but don't you dare call me either of those). Please do not start talking to me and then say “lol I can’t give you what you want.” I’ve spelled it out here to save us both time.

Please don't message me a dick pic or something gross to start off. Talk to me like we're sitting next to each other in person and you want to strike up a conversation. If your post/comment history is full of NSFW/dick pics, that’s a hard pass for me. I am NOT meeting you to just have sex. Yes, I'm married. No, he doesn't know about this. No, he's not joining us. Please don't ask why I'm posting on here to start a conversation. I do not just share right off the bat why I'm looking for what I'm looking for, but as we ORGANICALLY get to know each other, I will divulge all the details about me.

I’m confident, sarcastic, funny, and very normal. You MUST be all of those things also. I’m attracted to hair, height, humor. Lean/athletic build. I’m not a gamer or into anime and would prefer you not to be also. I love my TV shows, GIFs, traveling, and watching sports.