First off, the burning question on everyone's mind. Yes, I am still very much so looking for an apocalyptic warlord/king for a lovely switching life of worship. That is the current dream... However I fear I may have to find myself in a gym to find such a specimen...

Now onto my newest "plea for attention" brought to you by many a meme glorifying The Addams and their wonderful relationship dynamic. I thought to myself Well, the last meme got me some decent responses and people so, why not, let's try it again 😅

What I'm looking for- Firstly friends & good conversation. Sense of humor, wit. Honesty. Intelligence. Ride or die types preferred, I mean where is the fun in not having a connection and not mutually feeling as if "I would die for them. I would kill for them. Either way, what bliss."     • Physically into chonky guys.  Enjoy food for sure. As I've also stated previously in posts I'm really into the whole big and strong but not too toned look. A bish just might trip over her own feet & tongue should that be an option.  But alas, I fear reddit is not the place...or perhaps I cannot hold their gaze. I also like a chonky dad bods who like food too. Strong thighs really go a long way.      • For women I like curvy and soft. I can't blame guys for wanting to just smother in sometimes. • Trans & non-binary folx are welcome as well, pan so love is love & people are people.

About me- I cannot stress enough, I'm needy. A few texts here & there aren't going to win me over. Effort & consistency is key. Caucasian, kinda funny, needy, significantly overweight & bbw without a doubt. In case you want to be rude and ask in not nice ways, "well how big", bmi claims I should weigh half of what I do. Stress is a big issue, I would love to do better. Also not one for someone coming in my inbox after not reading anything I've said. I am not the one to shoot your shot with. Kinda weird. Switch. Pansexual. Awkward, particularly socially. Little guarded. Little off-kilter, overall worth it if you get past everything that makes me difficult to get to know in the beginning.