I guess we're adding 'Free Syria' to Ukraine & Palestine now? We really gotta start winning some of these to trim down on the list.

Hiya. A fun fact about me is that I've only ever been in exactly one relationship with a boyfriend of nearly a decade from the start of High School who broke up with me meaning I have little to no experience. I expect a massive learning curve.

I'm a quick-to-trust but slow-to-love person for future reference, If I don't say 'I love you,' after we've been together for 12 years and have 17 children, don't take it personally (this is mostly a joke) because my emotions move languidly at their own unimpressive, leisurely pace.

IRL stuff is cool. I like movie-going and eating food together... probably won't go out on a hike with somebody I've only recently met off the internet out into the woods because I'm very sentimental over my organs staying inside my body, but I do appreciate doing things together with people that's just spending time together in new locations. I wish I would've thought to make this post sooner so we could potentially actually see Nosferatu together, but, whatever. I'm happy to consider playing 13 hours of Crusader Kings 3 straight to be a date anyways.

I'm not going to say 'no cops / no military,' like some of these I've seen from fellow Lefties because I know a lot of deeply radicalized people who've come from both of these backgrounds, but, yeah. People of a certain political persuasion can probably understand why we aren't super likely to get along.

Preferably (if) somebody does reach out they're good at conversation and have the self-confidence to know when they don't enjoy something or that they disagree with an opinion and will make a polite attempt to correct it. I do not especially enjoy talking 'at' people and prefer back-and-forth conversations.

I'm asthmatic and can't date people who can't take their smoking outside, sorry. Otherwise I fully support people ruining their bodies a little faster than everybody else. Tattoos, piercings, other body modifications; all are chill with me.

FWIW I'm a short and stocky white person with amazing hair.

... That's basically it. I feel like I haven't said enough about what I want in a partner, but I'd probably be unhappy no matter how much I said.

Good hunting to everybody else on here.