I have the day off work, but I don’t have plans for the 4th and I’m a little bummed about it. Who needs fireworks when you could be having multiple orgasms just from my tongue? America doesn’t deserve a birthday this year anyway.

I would love to spend some time with a cute girl, flirting and laughing (getting stoned, if you’re into that) and making out and see what happens.

Come over to my place and cuddle and watch a movie? Make out and see where things take us? If you really want to just come by and fuck around, I’m down with that too. I could also come to your place and go down on you for as long as you can stand it and then you could put me to work doing your dishes and helping you fold laundry (women do SO much labor for men!). Listen, I’m versatile okay?

I am a great communicator and very respectful so we can set some good boundaries around what we’re looking for before we hang out.

I am your average (divorced) dad. Average build, not FIT but slim dad bod. Many many tattoos and piercings. I am witty and charming, although sometimes a bit shy. I’ve been told my awkwardness is really sexy? I’m witchy and spiritual and super tender with a dominant side. In therapy, BLM, 🇵🇸, vax’d, tested. I rarely drink, love to smoke 🌱🙋🏻‍♂️Send me a DM already.