This is a long post because last time I posted here I got about 300 messages and it gave me option paralysis, lol.

Hi everyone! I'm looking for someone within REASONABLE DRIVING DISTANCE to build a sexting relationship with, that will ideally lead to hooking up about once a week. :)

Please note REASONABLE DRIVING DISTANCE. If you live in Madison, that is NOT reasonable driving distance for weekly sex. Neither you nor I wants to do a cross-state road trip for 15 minutes of Reddit-tier fucking. My pussy ain't worth that kind of gas money. About me: • 27F • 5'5" 220lbs • bisexual • mom • nonmonogamous • has cats • employed full time • Hudson-adjacent What I'm looking for: • 25-45 y/o • Decent sexting • Someone with similar enough hobbies and personality that talking isn't a massive drag • Sex about weekly, maybe a little more, maybe a little less • Reasonable driving distance • Someone who leans more vanilla, but still interested in a little bit of kink • Awkward nerds 😍 • Willing to STI test regularly • Takes somewhere between 20 seconds and 20 minutes to nut • Bonus points if you can go multiple times in a row Pros and cons of linking up with me: Pros: • It's free! I'm not selling anything • I can't get pregnant! I got my tubes removed • I don't give a shit about convential beauty standards, so you don't need to feel self conscious about your body • Sometimes I make big batches of soup and I will absolutely bring soup to a hookup • I'll do weird kink stuff as long as it's not physically painful • I'm open to threeways and group sex • I love giving blowjobs!! Cons: • I can't host • I have a baby so my schedule isn't very open • I'm ugly and overweight (pictures on my profile) • Won't do anal • I'm pretty vanilla Aaaand if anyone is still actually reading, here's a short list of kinks I'm into: • Choking • Breeding/creampies • Face fucking • Marks/bruises/hickies • Little bit of D/S • Edging/orgasm control/denial (being the one doing it, not receiving) • Coercive CNC I'm open to other stuff too, that's just shit that catches my interest right away lol. If it sounds like we might be a good fit, dm me via the chat feature!! The message feature is annoying imo. Hopefully this long of a post will filter out the "sup" dudes and people who like 3 hours away lmao.