Oh god another poster with a throwaway account...

But Wait, There's More!

I had no idea how to start this post, so I just word vomited and promised myself I'd stick with what came out first, and now here we are. ^{Fight me} I moved to Richmond, Virginia for career reasons, and now that my apartment no longer looks like a mixture of a box fort and a tornado disaster zone, I figured I'd post on here and see if we can stir up some fun! It's been a while since I've posted, so apologies if my etiquette is a bit rusty, but below is some info about me:

What are your stats?

26 years old, 5'6, 145 pounds, white, single, and ready to mingle and play with your dingle. I live in Richmond (specifically Shockoe Bottom) and can host at my apartment or travel around!

What's your origin story?

I actually met my previous (and first) FWB through Reddit a few months ago before I moved, so here I am for Round 2. Or if we're allowed to make up an origin story, let's just pretend we're in the Terminator movie and I tell you "Cum with me if you want to live." Then the funky porn music starts.

So who is /u/RVAyyy?

Basic white woman who wants some dick. No really, I'm listening to lofi beats in sweats and waiting for my tea to brew while writing this post. I scrolled through my main account right before making this throwaway, and I guess on Reddit I mostly just upvote things on /r/2meirl4meirl and /r/animalcrossing. I also made a huge penis out of wood in Dragon Quest Builders 2, so take that for what it is.

What are you looking for?

DIIIICK

What do you like in the bedroom?

I try to be pretty open to most things in the bedroom. I've had sex in semi-public places, done anal, tried some BDSM, made videos of me fucking myself. Y'know, the usual. Though I think my limits stop with poop and pee. Just not a thing for me.

Fuck yeah, let's meet!

Ayyy. I'd like to exchange pictures first before we meet, just to gauge attraction. I'd also prefer we verify, just so we both feel comfortable with each other. I'm sure my previous FWB can verify I'm down for some dick. I'm also down to meet in a public place first, but I'm also totally down and ready for some fuk. Overall I just want to keep things simple, comfortable, and fun!