Being in the dating apps is honestly harder than trying to take off a girls bra for the first time. Is it loops, or snaps or are you going to get a curve ball and it’s hooks in the front.

But for real. The dating apps have built a pool of ladies who are “grass is always greener” types. I don’t play games so I tend to lose. “Well I’m looking for someone to wow me” is a common line. And I will wow…but when you recommend a Michelin star restaurant as a first date to us fellas that’s a red flag!

I digress. As the title says I’m after someone simple. Could it morph into a wedding, kids, a white picket fences and a golden retriever…absolutely. But to start I know what I want.

Someone who is health focused, likes working out, loves dumb adventures and has a libido. It would be nice if you are a Monday-Friday worker, have career goals and your life is together.

Im a reformed fat guy turned into a pretty straight and narrow guy. I might have a social drink but would rather have coffee. I might eat out but I mostly just cook delicious basic stuff at home. I work my tail off and have a goal to be retired in the next decade.

I sound so lame typing this out. But ya. I eat healthy, work out almost daily, love my career and that’s me in a nutshell.

For excitement? Travel (love beaches) and my cottage all summer long. I read, like photography and even trying my hand at making YouTube videos.

Am I open to other forms of excitement. Hells ya! Just hard to do stuff when a) you don’t know what it is. b) as a single guy.

Looks department. I will attract all the wrong kind of girl because I am 6’4 so height means nothing to me. Frankly a lot means nothing to me….

I am tall with a heavy build. Will never be trim as I have big bones (like legit. Viking bloodline). I am white with very short hair. Dress well but casually.

So that’s me in a snippet. If you are after the same let’s chat.

Happy thanksgiving!