To whom it may concern,

As an easy-going guy with a great sense of humour, hopefully some level of intelligence and arguably the perfect combination of goofy and cute, I think you should strongly consider sending me a message.

I have a very diverse skillset, including but not limited to: being nearly 6 feet tall, proficient hand-holder, masterful Wordle player, fantasy book facts that you don’t care about, and my Grandma once told me that I’m handsome.

Below is my list of qualifications for your review:

About Me:

• 5’11, 170ish lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, slim/athletic - I have been accused twice now of not having blonde hair. It's blonde, I swear!
• Introverted but not shy. If anything, I probably ramble too much. Unless you start teasing, because then words don't work anymore.
• I’m a simple guy. I like movies, video games, books and sports. Sue me.
• Reading is kind of my nerdy secret so promise not to tell anyone, okay? Love getting lost in a big fantasy series.
• Tendency to create bad puns

Kinky Characteristics:

While I do have my own kinks, I want to start by saying the most exciting aspect of D/s relationships for me is the power exchange. The thought of being under someone else's control is ironically... freeing. I understand that being a sub takes a lot of commitment and I'd love nothing more than to find the right person to commit to.

I have a bit of BDSM experience but mostly still relatively new to this. I enjoy the softer side of domination but a little sadism never hurt anyone, wait I mean...

• Bondage - tie my hands up while we cuddle or leave me hogtied for hours - both sound fun.
• Tease and Denial - Big fan of being teased. The denial part doesn't sound as nice, but I guess that isn't up to me.
• Orgasm Control - Kind of goes with the teasing and denying.
• Service/Tasks - A big part of kink for me is making my partner happy. I'd love to do things that make your life easier, or give you a laugh, or just because you said so.
• Spanking/Impact - I think a bit of pain could be fun.
• Collars sound great, would love to wear one someday.
• Curious about pegging and chastity.
• Open-minded about trying most kinks.
• Would love to hear YOUR fantasies too. Communication is important and I want to know what I can do to make your life better

Hard Limits:

• Toilet/scat - just not for me
• Extreme pain/blood - ouch
• Forced bi/cuckolding

What I'm Looking For:

Ideally, I want to find someone to connect with and start an IRL relationship. I want someone I can talk and laugh with everyday, to take on dates and watch movies, to hang out and go on adventures with. Honestly, I'd be happy to just talk and get to know some people and see where things go.

If you’re looking for something more on the casual side, I’d be happy to give it a try, though a serious D/s dynamic is more what I'm looking for.

I've never had an online dynamic, and I'm not completely sure how it works, but I'm open to experimentation. I will say that physical touch is very important for me, so if things start out online I would want a realistic possibility of moving to in-person at some point.

I would like to swap pictures once we're both comfortable doing so. No rush, but I think it's important to know what each other looks like. Just need to confirm that you're not secretly some hairy dude in a basement looking to blackmail me.

Obviously the BDSM dynamic is partially what I’m looking for, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting here. More importantly though, is someone that I can really connect with on a personal level.

I would prefer someone between the ages of 20-32. This isn't a hard limit though. If you're slightly outside that, I could make an exception for the right person.

I cannot stress this enough, but you must be a 6ft tall Amazon Goddess whose only purpose is to fulfill my every fantasy. You need to make enough money to support us both so that I don't have to work or do anything. My only job is to be submissive and that should be enough to satisfy you. On top of that, you should also be able to tell that I am joking

Thank you for reading if you made it through that whole thing. I've posted here before and met some really great people but haven't found my person yet. Please feel free to send me a DM/chat if you'd like to get to know me better :)

Kind Regards,

SerendipitousSub