Emphasis on the friends part. Not looking for a one night stand, a fling, or somebody's side dude. Definitions matter.

Reason I'm posting here is because I am not a social person at all. I don't do conventional dating such as movies and packed beaches, restaurants, anything that involves crowds and noise. I'll cook you a meal at home, or go on a nice long walk on a trail.

I'm 38, Caucasian, born and raised European, do have an accent if you are into that (I personally don't like mine) 5'10", green eyes, and a covid belly. If you are looking for abbs maybe I can get an ultrasound technician to locate mine, or I can draw them on my stomach. I have a few tattoos, and a few earrings. Generally I'm sarcastic, goofy, fairly easy to get along with. I don't pretend, I don't virtue signal. I don't do woke. I work in home renovations, so I'm handy and crafty, I also have strong hands in case you have a sore back. It's something I'm supposedly good at. Just like everyone I have good qualities and bad qualities, I don't like to describe myself because I tend to list the bad ones, while neglecting the good ones. What can I say? I'd be a horrible sales Rep. And unfortunately I'm not popular enough to have my own Google reviews, so I guess you'll just have to find out for yourself. I vape, I don't drink at all (only if I'm camping) ddfree, more or less on the "boring" side. I watch all kinds of movies but I usually complain about 90% of them because let's face it, movies these days are so generic. So that's me in a nutshell.

You:

Caucasian, single, preferably on the "boring" side, low key, more or less on the low maintenance side. By that I mean you're at least 85% you when you leave your residence. Definitely not woke. If you are antisocial as well we may even change the title from fwb to fiancé!

Jokes aside, I'm looking for a normal decent woman. I'm not opposed to ending up in an actual relationship. But that takes time. You don't really know a person for at least 8-10 months, so I'm not looking to update Facebook statuses in a few weeks... I miss intimacy, and vibing with someone. If you made it this far and care to chat let me know. Happy hunting everyone.