The moment that this title crossed my mind, it was so funny that I couldn't think of anything else... I'm so deeply unserious but it got your click.
(It is actually the female tag that made you click tbh.)
Looking for a friendship-first FWB arrangement. I am extremely disinterested in one-offs; they are unfulfilling and have horrible effort-to-payoff ratio.
You: 29-49 years old, taller than me, single, slight preference for white, takes initiative to make plans, able to host, consistently available 1-2 evenings per week. Demonstrated literacy and reading comprehension through a medium-effort introduction message. Share a meme that you recently found funny. Bonus attributes: deep baritone, big dick energy without toxic masculinity, actual big dick.
Me: 34 years old, 5’5”, plus size, educated, open to hosting if this becomes a properly regular thing. An unranked list of activities I enjoy: going to concerts and comedy shows, browsing secondhand bookstores and thrift stores, watching documentaries, physical affection, errands with company, long walks talking about everything and nothing.
If this post is up, I am still fielding messages.
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