I didn't intend to make this my throwaway account because I really like the name. Oh well.

I want to get to know someone enough to where you'd be comfortable to meet up as friends somewhere cool in your city for an evening. Like go look at some art, then a couple cocktails or beers, followed by getting high and then easing into having weird sex while listening to Mogwai or some other mutually-agreed upon music. I'm excited to hear other band recommendations!

The sex can't be too weird though, I'm actually pretty vanilla I think? I don't know, I lurk here but I've never really thought I would actually post on here. I'm kind of open to whatever (MILD, HETEROSEXUAL) things at point, and I don't really have a lot of sexual experience. So if you're into that - that's cool, I'm open!

Okay so you're thinking "Huh. I dunno who the fuck Mogwai is, but I've made it this far and I gotta get the important details, man - give me those JUICY deets!"

I'm WAY too afraid to post a picture (but let's work our way to sharing a picture with some kind of "is this a real person?" verification), so I'll do my best to lay it out for your imagination:

36 year-old single, no children (ever), 6'4" healthy white dude with a beard and some tattoos who is pretty height-weight proportionate. I'm pretty sure I'm conventionally attractive, and I hope you are too!

I'm a short drive away, in your friendly downstairs neighbor, the USA (I'm sorry I swear I have no idea what's happening but I don't support any of it.) I'd consider myself healthy in most aspects of life and enjoy my job, the outdoors and yoga. In the winter, I do more chilling out to music, playing videogames, or reading. Do I sound normal yet?

Okay, I'll wrap this up.

TLDR; I'm looking to make a friend who lives in Toronto. When we get comfortable enough, we'll be to a point where I come visit, we go to do something we consider fun - dinner, art, drinks, record-store-shopping, a concert, whatever! It's on me (it was my idea, after all) and if you're feeling it then I'll host at whatever place I'm staying.

If that doesn't sound weird as fuck, then shoot me a PM. Cool, see ya there!