I'm an expert level dumpster diver. Think Jason Bourne but I'm fighting the evil cabal of Galen Weston et. al.
I have journalists from CBC and documentary filmmakers in my FB inbox asking for an interview ever since Pierre P mentioned my group in the Commons and during his media appearances.
Of course I'm too scared to put my name out there to be associated with that sort of counter culture activity. I'm a straight laced man whose biggest transgression is a parking ticket. And to be honest I am a poser in the world of diving. I learned from shadowing an even more accomplished pro just for the thrill of it.
I don't take anything for myself but happy to donate a decent score to a community pantry. If you want to take the whole haul be my guest. Once we hit a Guess store during peak returns season (early January) and found so many perfumes my car smelled like an elegant woman for weeks after that.
Quickly scrambling out to shift through a dumpster in the dark, grabbing an amazing find (for free! in this economy!) and running back to the car will give you an adrenaline rush and leave you in a fit of giggles. In any case, whether curiosity or necessity drives you to msg me I'm happy to be your guide to this thrilling adventure.
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