A Quick Disclaimer
Just a warning, this is a new throwaway account. So if you try going through my profile to cyberstalk me or dig up any information about you, you're going to find nothing. I don't normally do this, and I hate how this is going to add to my digital footprint 💀 That being said, any question you ask me, I'll answer openly and honestly, and you'll probably be able to discern a lot about me and my personality through reading this post and hearing any of my answers. But anyway, onto the post itself.

I don't have pictures on my profile, but I would be more than willing to share and verify in DMs (you must be willing to do the same, otherwise this is going to go nowhere).

Now, onto the actual subject matter:

About Me:
Basics: Black, 5'11, fit (been lifting consistently for years).
Personality: Polite, respectful, open-minded (but not a pushover), and I love being a goof
Relationship Status: Single, I'm no cheater 💀
Location: On the edge of Scarborough/North York. Bonus if you’re nearby, but I can travel a bit (within reason).
Social Skills: I actually know how to socialize, so hanging out won’t feel awkward or forced.
Hygiene: Well-groomed and clean. Not a walking biohazard, I promise.
Work: Unemployed for the winter but working during late spring/summer.
Interests:
Exploring and going on side quests / adventures .
A bit of a nerd—fascinated by history, especially medieval European and Near-Eastern history. Also love studying the realm of dreams.
Love reading. Got a book recommendation? Share it, and I’ll give it a shot (but I will judge you if it's ass).

I’m open-minded, so don’t be shy about sharing your interests. I'm looking for more hobbies, and someone to do these activities with.

What I’m Looking For:
I’m hoping to connect with someone for an ongoing FWB situation, but I’m also open to something deeper (potentially a girlfriend) if we vibe well. Would be great to have someone to hangout, yap with, and build memories together. I'll take you out on boba dates and give you the craziest head ever.

Preferences:

Open to all ethnicities, shapes, and sizes. I ain't allowed to be picky.
Must be DDF (drug and disease-free) and practice good hygiene.
Please for the love of God, have a personality. Dry and nonchalant vibes won’t cut it—we can’t build a connection without being real and open. I’m a yapper, so matching my energy is a big plus.
Ideally be 18–25, but hey, fuck it, if you're 25 , attractive (I see you women with low self-esteem. Shoot your shot anyway. The world is a much kinder place than you think it is) and you're cool enough, I'll forget that you're damn near old enough to be my parent.

Please no cheaters or players. Cheating is nasty work, and I want to keep my hands clean. I've been wronged, and I have friends, both men and women, who have been wronged. It's soul-crushing. Participating in someone else's infidelity is something I want ZERO PART in.

When we first meet, I'll probably be scanning you up and down, left to right. This isn't me being a dog, checking you out 😭 My mum, sister and any of my relatives that happen to be women would beat me to death if they caught me doing that. I'm looking for conversation starters, something to break the ice with.

What I’d Like From You:
Tell me about yourself. What caught your attention in this post? Let’s start a conversation and get to know each other before anything else. I’d like to build a real connection first before things potentially even turn physical.

I'm not able to host, so if you can host at times, that would be great. If you can't, we can work out alternatives.

Looking forward to seeing any replies. Already know scammers are going to see me as easy pickings.