The tl;dr is basically the title. Just looking for a chill, normal, sane, fun woman to go on dates with who also happens to have similar kinks to me. Namely, ass play of a variety of kinds. If you are someone who likes lots of attention on your booty, read on and get a feel for whether we’d get along.

I’m 30. I’m fun, attractive, intelligent, kind, communicative, respectful, self aware, hygienic, all those good adjectives and maybe even a few more. I’m monogamous. I like to live a balanced lifestyle, so I keep myself busy with a variety of things outside of my work. Sports & gym, comedy & music shows, friends & family, reading & letting my YouTube algorithm show me weird stuff.

I’m on dating apps but I keep connecting with the “no anal ever” people lol so I thought I’d try my luck here where I can be a little more up front about my preferences. Sexual compatibility is important and I haven’t been able to override my ass obsession, so I’m looking for someone who’s into some of the same things. In general I’m into lots of different kinks, so if you’re looking for a kink or dynamic beyond butt stuff, I’m happy to discuss that too.

The person I’m looking for is somewhat similar to me, at least along a few dimensions, so see my generic list of adjectives and hobbies above. Age range within 5 years of me. Able to hold a fun conversation. Any ethnicity. You don’t have to be a model, but being attractive and somewhat fit is important to me. Also, since it’s sort of the point of me posting on reddit instead of just staying on hinge, I’ll say that hopefully you have a nice butt and you’re at least curious about exploring butt stuff.

That’s it for now. If this sounds interesting to you and you fit the description, shoot me a quick message about what you connected with in the post and we’ll go from there :)