TL;DR: I can't sleep because I hear my neighbor getting at it and I want to return the favor by eating out a Redditor who isn't shy about being loud.

So I can't sleep at the moment because I keep eating my upstairs (I think) neighbor getting at it. I live alone in an apartment and I guess it comes with the territory but I have to admit that I couldn't help but feel just the tiniest bit turned on by hearing her.

Be honest with me. Is that weird?

Anyway, I couldn't help but imagine maybe giving my neighbor a (friendly) bit of competition? Which is what made me make this post.

What I'm proposing is that I get lucky and get to go down on a fellow Redditor who hopefully isn't too shy about being vocal. I'm honestly very amused by the idea of them hearing us when I'm going down on you. That's about all there is to it!

A bit about me: I've learnt that I LOVE giving. I feel very very turned on by the idea of giving pleasure. There's just something so satisfying about seeing my partner having fun and knowing that I helped with that. I especially love getting auditory feedback about how I'm doing and a nice moan from my partner makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

What I look like physically: I'm 6' 165lbs. I'd say that I'm in the best shape of my life at the moment after having run a few ultra marathons (80km being the longest) over the summer / fall alongside multiple ski trips. I have brown skin and black curly hair. I get told often that my smile is infectious.

In terms of my personality I'm generally an optimist. I tent to assume the best of people unless proven wrong. I try to keep things fun and light. I don't take myself too seriously, I like to laugh a lot but also open for deeper more meaningful conversations.

In terms of logistics, I live alone closer to downtown and open to connections ideally close by but also open to the larger metro area. I'm recently tested clean and expect the same from you. I don't do drugs besides an occasional beer or an edible every now and then.

Can't wait to hear from you and to hear you! -A