I accidentally clicked a Reddit notification while typing this up AND LOST MY LONG EFFORT POST. I’m devastated. I don’t have the energy or motivation to sign up for a gym membership and to go with any sort of regularity. I may be more motivated to hop on cock if you bestow me the honour of friendship and being my once-a-week cardio partner this cold and lonely winter?

I’m not usually this forward but I don’t… want to rewrite the paragraph lead up I had originally.

Physical description: SUPER DUPER LEVEL CHUBBY SO IF THAT IS NOT YOUR CUP OF TEA SORRY. Medium short (about 5’6” tall) with long-ish, dark straight hair, brown eyes, and residual tan lingering from the summer. Very thick thighs and very busty as a consequence of being fat lmao.

Personality: Tired, boring adult, leaning introverted, and a little scatter-brained if I’m being honest. Maladaptive daydreamer and accidentally funny on occasion. I like to think of myself as fair and easy-ish-going, but I am also prone to overthinking things.

NSFW(?) personality: submissive-leaning (I like being told what to do, and for you to take charge), open-minded and will hear you out on most kinks as long as it’s discussed beforehand, not great at dirty talking.

Requirements: SINGLE AND NOT PARTNERED. Must be located in Toronto (your postal code should start with M) and able host. Reliably available at least once every fortnight during evening hours (6PM-11PM).

Preferences: 5’10” or taller, and uh not skinny to an extent that it would make me feel self-conscious. Strong preference for a larger downstairs, but fun can be had at all sizes. Would also be A if you’re a boob guy. Sleeve tattoos are sexy too.

Expectations: We talk via DM or chat for a few days between now and Christmas, and if we get along and like each other, let’s go out for drinks or a bite for an in-person chemistry check.

Please send me a quick blurb about yourself. Details should include age, physical description (do not feel obligated to send a photo if you’re uncomfortable and absolutely do not send dick pics), and approximately where you are in the city. Is Toronto your home town, or did you move here (and if so, when)? What are you into and what are your expectations? Let’s have a dialogue.