Take #??. I am still holding out hope that there are ladies who browse this sub. Heck I managed to meet one once! Ladies - are you a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man? Except maybe only once in awhile and on your terms? Believe it’s your body your choice? Fresh out of a relationship and can’t fathom ever getting married or living with someone again?

I’m an average white dad-bod kind of guy in an ENM relationship and looking for someone interested in a more FWB / casual dating. With winter coming up I would ideally enjoy finding a couch-potato girl as opposed to a “let’s go skiing and then go for a hike!” Girl.

As always, I’m appealing more to the older crowd. So let me dispel your fears you beautiful MILFs - I’ve got some gray hair, so if you do too, you’re probably in my age range. In fact, if the clock is 10pm and you want to go out to a club - don’t call me cause I’m probably already in bed!

Frequently Asked Questions:

“Hi. I’m not a woman but I wanted to say I liked your post.” Thanks buddy. Always nice to chat with a fan.

“But what if he thinks I’m too fat?” Hey we’re all sort of fat. You’re probably cuter than you think. And I’m the kind of guy who loves curves.

“But what if he thinks I’m too ugly?” You’re almost definitely not. I don’t know who hurt you, and I’m sorry.

“But what if he thinks I’m too old?” As long as you aren’t asking to meet me to pick you up from your retirement home, you’re probably not!

“I hate going out and I’m poor!” Good news - so am I!

If you’re comfortable in your own skin and sitting at home with your cat and/or kids feeling bored or lonely, what have you got to lose? I quite enjoy actually talking to people and getting to know them a little before I agree to meeting them - I think it’s because I grew up in a time when meeting people online was new and people were convinced I was going to be murdered